Apne hi Saaye se har gaam laraz jaata hoon


Apne hi Saaye se har gaam laraz jaata hoon,
Raaste me koi deewar khadi ho jaise

Manzilein door bhi hai manjilein nazdeek bhi hain,
Apne hi paon me zanzeer padi ho jaise

Tere maathe ki Sikan, Pehle bhi dekhi thi magar,
Yeh girah ab ke mere dil pe padi ho jaise

Kitne nadaan hain tere bhoolne wale ki tujhe
Yaad karne ke likye umar padi ho jaise

Aaj dil khol ke roye hain to yun Khush hain ” Faraz “
Chnd lamhon ki ye raahat bhi badi ho jaise

Hit With Your Elbow


girl-shocked

Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf
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“Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on ur right.
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hit 9 with ur ELBOW…..
get out of the lift u’ll find my flat on left….
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u”
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Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows ?
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Gf-“0MG! Are you coming empty handed ????”
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bf :- (speechless)…:D

Iss do pal ki zindagi me tanhai kyu hai


iss do pal ki zindagi me tanhai kyu hai ..
logon ko hamse ruswai kyu hai ..
DUniya me isaano ki kami toh nahi par fir bhi…
Hamare saath hamari parchayi kyu hai …
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Is do pal ki zindagi me tanhai hai . . . Kya khoob uski meharbani hai !
Logo ko hamse ruswai kyu na ho . . . Maine duniya usi ko mana hai !
duniya bhari padi hai insaano se . . . magar koi uss jaisa nahi hai !
Jab saath woh thi toh thukraya tha zamana . . . Isliye aaj saath parchayi hai !!

इस दौर के लोग कम ही सबर रखते है..


खुद बेखबर हूँ मगर लोग खबर रखते है
मेरे करीबी लोग शीशे की नजर रखते है

उदासी देखकर उदास होने वाले दोस्त
न जाने क्यों बस उपरी नजर रखते है

कहाँ मै जाता हूँ कहाँ नही जाता और क्यों
महफिल के दरबान भी इसकी खबर रखते है

किसी को अपनाकर छोडना है मुश्किल
हम तो अपनी दीवार मे शज़र रखते है

मुमकिन है अब बीमार होकर मर जाना
चारागर अब दवा की शीशी मे जहर रखते है

तन्हाई मे सलूक निभाना है जरा मुश्किल
इस दौर के लोग कम ही सबर रखते है……….

Kya Karein Log Jab Khuda Ho Jayein


Isse Pehle Ke Bewafa Ho Jayein,
Kyon Na Aye Dost Hum Juda Ho Jayein,

Tu Bhi Heeray Say Ban Gaye Patthar,
Hum Bhi Kal Kya Se Kya Ho Jayein,

Hum Bhi Majbooriyon Ka Uzr Karein,
Aur Kahein Aur Mubtala Ho Jayein,

Ishq Bhi Khel Hai Naseebon Ka,

Khaak Ho Jayein Kimiyan Ho Jayein,

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse,
Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein,

Bandagi Humne Chhor Di Hai Faraz,
Kya Karein Log Jab Khuda Ho Jayein

7 TYPES OF GIRLS …


7 TYPES OF GIRLS …
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7-type-of-girls

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format.

Benefits of Alcohol


Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???

alcohol-benefits

– 2 Rounds Of Brandy
30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion.

– 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs.

– 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks.

– 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure.

– 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions.

Pass It To All You Care.

Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*beer*