Haryanvi Jokes


haryanvi-jokes

tau raldu k chot lag gyi…wo haspatal me gaya to ode ki nurse boli-“tau iske to 10 taanke lagenge..”
tau raldu bolya-“kharcha kitna hovega..”
nurse boli tau kharcha to 3 hajar(thousand) rapiye hovega…
raldu bolya-“madam ji taanke lagvane sain kadhai koni karwani..”

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ek baar airforce ki training chal rhi thi . .
jo jo naye the,unhe plane te kudna tha parachute gaila . .!!!
ek hakla tha,apne sir te bhujta”si si si sirr…mane ne ne ne karna ke ke ke h???
wo bola”tam sare te araam te sirf 10 ginio(count) aur fir parachute khol lio . .!!
ar hakle te bola”tu te bus 2 ae gin liye na te mar…a… pawaga..!!

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in English-gud nyt
in Hindi-shubh ratri
in Urdu-shabba khair
in Kannad-yara nadi

……in HARYANVI..
“padjya gudada main”

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ek bari gaon mei ek aadmi nei murga paal liya aur wo murga kha-2 kar kafi mota ho gaya. Ek di ek TAU uss adami ke ghar gaya aur tau ko dekhte hi wo murga motti garrdan kar ke koo…koo…koo..karta hua tau ki taraf bhag liya aur tau darr ke mare gir gya aur tau ka chasma toot gaya aur haath mei chot bhi lag gai. tabhi wo murge ka maalik bolya,” tau darr matt yo kuchh na kare.” Tau ekdamm bolya,” Kar te diya aur ke Modd bandhega yo.”

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