Funny Songs from Hindi Films


dekha hai pehli baar
her larki ki aankhon main pyar
ab jaa kay aaya mujhe
nazar ‘steroid’ ka kamaal

Mere baap ki – umar ho – itni sanam
Teri maa say shuru, teri maa pay khatam

kabhi botal lay aayain
kabhi daroo bhi layain
koi dekh lay na hamain yahan
chalo basement main jayain hum
chalo daaroo pilayain, chalo daaroo pilayain
chalo daaroo pilayain sanam

jadoo hai, teri maa ka jadoo
jo mere baap pay chaanay laga
diwani meri yeh to bata kya kiya teri maa nay
mera baap to suthhiya nay laga

yeh mera hai phatak
yeh mera hai bangla
di kis nay dastak
dekho kaun aaya
aray yeh to
ramoo doodh wala aaya
saalay nay phir kya aaaaaaaj
paani milaya. daiya. paani milaya

Soldier Soldier…..pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala

Do choar, churaa rahay thay
magar, chupkay chupkay
kaisi thi unhain beqarari
dil main thi umangay jagay
sab kuch nazar aa raha tha
kahan pay hain rokray chupay
kya hai koi bhi, nahi ho agar
ghar main thi, khamoshi magar
Do choar, churaa rahay thay
magar, chupkay chupkay

tum bin piya jaye kaise
kaise piya jaye tum bin
dahi bina kya lassi
lassi kya dahi bin
lay aao, chotoo jaa kay
yeh dil keh raha hai

phansana bhi nahi aata
manana bhi nahi aata
bari kathin yeh mohabbat hai
pataana bhi nahi aata

aatay jaatay, girtay sambhaltay
na jaanay mujhe hai kis saharay ka intezaar
woh ghumta hua sir, thaka hua sa asar
kerta hai jeewan ko kitna khwaar
yehi sach hai, shayad, maine bhaang piya
haan haan, maine, phir bhaang piya

what is your cc number
what is your dc number
karna hai kangaal tere baap ko
what is his checking acct. number

baaziger o baaziger
dil walon ka tu dilbar
mera dil tha akela
tujh pay haath aisa phera
teri jaib kaati saal saal bhar

just4Fun @ Just4lovers……….

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