Good one to laugh


1. A  FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED.

 

2.  One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before  Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage – Drink whenever you  are HAPPY

 

3.  Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1.  Tele-Phone
2.  Tele-Vision
3.  Tell to Woman
Need  still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

 

4.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

 

5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best Woman.
Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral  : BE SPECIFIC

 

6.  What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

 

7.  Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him.
Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will just  throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

 

8.  If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your  life.

 

9.  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.
Answer  : On their MARRIAGE.

 

10.  When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from  Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness –  Please PAY  the  ELECTRICITY BILL.

 

11.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

 

12.  “A Ship is always safe at the shore – but that is NOT what it is built for” –  Albert Einstein

 

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20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be 20 Reasons Why Alchol should be Served At Work ( Office Humor )


1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increased job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn’t so embarrassing.

16. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.

17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

18. Everyone agrees they work better after they’ve had a couple of drinks.

19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

20. It’s obviously a good idea ….

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kidaan bhul jaavan…


~*~Kidda Bhull javan~*~
Kidda bhull javan main Apne Punjab nu
 Guruan Peeran di dharti nu,
 Granth Sahib di Bani nu,
 Bhai Gurdas dian Waaran nu,
 Is des Vich janam len wale har yodhe mahan nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Sarhand Di Kandh”nu
 Jaldiyan “Degaan” nu,
 Jaleyan wale Baag nu,
 Dharam di khatir mar mitan wale us jajbat nu
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 “Sarabhe” de junoon nu,
 “Udham” di Chunauti nu,
 “Bhagat” di Jawani nu,
 Ankh nal kaim kiti us Misal nu ,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 “Mann” deyan Geetan nu,
 “Shiv” dian PAreetan nu,
 “Manak” dian Hekan nu,
 Bhangre te Gidhe vich Paindi us Dhamal nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Ranjhe warge Yaaran nu,
 Heeran Wargian Naaran nu,
 Nakhre te Chaavan nu,
 Ishq te Husan vich Hundi us Takrar nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Saun di Teeyan nu,
 Jarag Shapar de Melean ch lagde Akahdean nu,
 “Kila Raipur” dian Khedan nu,
 Ban than ke mele jan wale us andaaz nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Anandpur de Hole nu,
 Lohri,Maghi te vaisakhi nu,
 Amritsar di Diwali nu,
 Ohna dina ch hon wali os Khushi Beshumar nu
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Bhathi wale Daaneyan nu,
 Challian te Makhaneyan nu,
 Kulfi lai Ronde Nianeyan nu,
 Ik cheej len lai kiti us jidd hazar nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Fatti te Baste nu
 Kalam te Siahi nu,
 School wali Bahar nu,
 Adhi Shutti wali Khedan wale us chaa nu
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Mere dil de jani yaara dildaar nu,
 Chanat naalo sohniyea pind diyan galli nu,
 Ohna galli vich ked ke paliyea reja nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Dahi atey Lassi nu,
 Makki di roti nu,
 Makhan nal Saag nu,
 Pronthean nal Khande c jo Amb de achar nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Poh magh wale Sial nu,
 Haadh wali Dhup nu,
 Kin-min wali Barsaat nu,
 Tim timonde Taareyan wali raat nu,
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu..

 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu…
 Kidda Bhull javan Main Apne Punjab nu…???

Das Tan Sahi Jad Yad Main Tainu…..


Andre Hi Ander Hain Ro Paindi , Ya Jee Bhar Ke Hanju Wahauni Aen
 Das Tan Sahi Jad Yad Main Tainu Aunda Han, Oh Pal Tu Kiven Bitauni Aen

 Pehlan Wargi Hee Hain Ya Thodi Badal Gayai, Odon Niki Niki Gal Te
Manuna Painda C
 Galti Tan Aksar Teri Hi Hundi C, Te kanna Nu Hath Mainu Hee Launa Painda C
 Ya Koi Na Koi Tarkeeb Lada, Ilzam Apnae He Sir Te Liona Paenda C
 Hun Kaun Tere layi Hath Kanna Nu Launda Ae, Te Kis Nu Apni Galti Da
Doshi Therauni Aen

 Das Tan Sahi Jad Yad Main Tainu …………………………………………….

 Tere Janam Divas Dee Har Salgirha Uttae, Main Surakh Gulab Liyaya Karda C
 Us Guldastae Chon Kad Ke Surakh Gulab Koi, Terian Julfan Which Sajaia Karda C
 Hun Kaun Sajundae walan De Which Phull Tere, Kis Sang Apni salgirha
Manaundi Aen

 Das Tan Sahi Jad Yad Main Tainu …………………………………………….

 Meri Har Ik Pasand Nu Tu Apni Pasand Banaya Kardi C,
 Tenu Hasdi Dekh Ke Main Khus Hovanga, Tu Dukhan Ch V Mere Layi
Muskuraya Kardi C
 Kiven Lagda E Hun Jad Mera Manbhaunda, Oh Kaalae Rang Da Soot Jadon
Tu Pauni Aen

 Das Tan Sahi Jad Yad Main Tainu …………………………………………….

 Na Hee Main Kade Ajtak Tainu dosh Dittae, Na Main Tere Sir Ilzam Koi Laaya Ae,
 Nae Tere Bajhon Mainu Kidhre Pyar Hoyae, Tae na Hee Mera Dil Kise Te Aya Ae,
 Aj Vee Har Pal Tenu Angsang Mehsoos karan, Mere Har Sapnae Wich Aj
Vee Tu Hee Auni Aen

 Das Tan Sahi Jad Yad Main Tainu …………………………………………….

 Par Ik Salah Tainu Dinna Na Bura Manni, Hun GURSHARAN Da Fikar Na Tu Karia Kar
 Padh Likh K Oh Changi Than Te Ja Pujja, Odae Bare Soch Soch Ke Na Jhuria Kar,
 Pehlan Wangu Hun Ve Geet Oh Likhda Ae, Te Odae Har Ik Geet Ch Ajj Ve
Tu Hee Auni Aen

 Das Tan Sahi Jad Yad Main Tainu …………………………………………….