Reality of Indians

Reality of Indians!

-The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to Medical and Engineering colleges.

-The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.

-The 3rd Class students enter politics and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.

-The Failures join the underworld and control politicians and businesses.

-Those who did not attend any school, become Swamis and everybody follows them.

Woh kehti hai mujh mein kuch khaas baat nahi

Woh kehti hai mujh mein kuch khaas baat nahi
Daulat, Shaurat, Rutba .. mere aas paas nahi
Reh gaya mein piche, zamaana nikal gaya sab aage..
Woh kehti hai iss baat ka mujhe aaj bhi ehsaas nahi

Woh kehti hai mujh mein kuch khaas baat nahi..!!

Armaano ki neev par jazbaato ka ghar banaya tha meine
Usse haasil kar usse khone ka darr paya tha meine
Agar woh meri na hui toh uss paramathma se bhi ladh padunga..
.. Aisa kuch maan ko samjha kar khud ko uksaya tha meine

Woh kehti hai mujh jaisi tujhe mil jaye, aisi teri aukat nahi..
Woh kehti hai mujh mein kuch khaas baat nahi

Mein chand bana hu uska, par woh ban’na chahti meri chandani raat nahi..
Woh kehti hai mujh mein kuch khaas baat nahi..!!

Worlds best 7 Superb Sentences

Worlds best 7 Superb Sentences

Shakespeare.
“Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because U May Win The Game But The Risk Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person For A Life Time”.

Napoleon.
“The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!”

Einstein.
“I am thankful to all those who said NO to me It’s because of them I did it myself.”

Abraham Lincoln.
“If friendship is ur weakest point then U are the strongest person in the world.”

Shakespeare.
“Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It”.

William Arthur.
“Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them”.

Hitler.
“When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn’t Follow You.”

Shakespeare.
“Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases Keep Quiet.”

Justin Bieber.
“Never say never. Lol I just said it two times, sorry.”

I just wanna spend my life with you

Like a dream you can’ t explain
Luv can chase a beating of your heart
Like the sunshining in the rain
Luv can make your whole world fall apart

All I wanted now, I just wanna spend my life with you
Time will show me how
Suddenly everything has turned me inside out
Suddenly luv is the thing that I can’ t live without

You are my dream, my luv, my life
I just wanna spend my life with you
You are the one that makes me smile
I just wanna spend my life with you

God I luv somehow… I just wanna spend my life with you
You can show me how

Suddenly everything has turned me inside out
Suddenly luv iss the thing that I can’ t live without

You are my dream, my luv, my life
I just wanna spend my life with you
You are the one that makes me smile
I just wanna spend my life with you

What have you done to me, is this how it’s meant to be
Can’ t control this feeling in my heart
I can see better days glowing inside your eyes
And I know you feel it in your heart

All I wanted now, I just wanna spend my life with you
Time will show me how
Suddenly everything has turned me inside out
Suddenly loves the thing that I can’ t live without

You are my dream, my luv, my life
I just wanna spend my life with you
You are the one that makes me smile
I just wanna spend my life with you

Luv is a crazy thing, it’s like when you wanna sing
And the words are deep inside your soul
When somebody comes along together you sing a song
You just let the music take control

And I wanted now, I just wanna spend my life with you
Time will show me how
Suddenly everything has turned me inside out, turned me inside out
Suddenly loves the thing that I can’ t live without

You are my dream, my luv, my life
I just wanna spend my life with you
You are the one that makes me smile
I just wanna spend my life with you

Yehi sochna meri bhool thi

Mujhe maaf kar mere humsafar,
Tuhje chahna meri bhool thi … !

Kisi raah per jo uthe nazar,
Tujhe dekhna meri bhool thi … !!

Koyi nazam ho ya koyi ghazal
Tujhe dhoondna meri bhool thi … !!!!

Mere gham ki koyi dawa nahi,
Mujhe tujh sa koyi mila nahi … !!!!

Tera koi mere siwa nahi,
Yehi sochna meri bhool thi … !!!!!

Apne hi Saaye se har gaam laraz jaata hoon

Apne hi Saaye se har gaam laraz jaata hoon,
Raaste me koi deewar khadi ho jaise

Manzilein door bhi hai manjilein nazdeek bhi hain,
Apne hi paon me zanzeer padi ho jaise

Tere maathe ki Sikan, Pehle bhi dekhi thi magar,
Yeh girah ab ke mere dil pe padi ho jaise

Kitne nadaan hain tere bhoolne wale ki tujhe
Yaad karne ke likye umar padi ho jaise

Aaj dil khol ke roye hain to yun Khush hain ” Faraz “
Chnd lamhon ki ye raahat bhi badi ho jaise

Hit With Your Elbow

Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf –
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“Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on ur right.
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hit 9 with ur ELBOW…..
get out of the lift u’ll find my flat on left….
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u”
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Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows ?
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Gf-“0MG! Are you coming empty handed ????”
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bf :- (speechless)…:D

Iss do pal ki zindagi me tanhai kyu hai

iss do pal ki zindagi me tanhai kyu hai ..
logon ko hamse ruswai kyu hai ..
DUniya me isaano ki kami toh nahi par fir bhi…
Hamare saath hamari parchayi kyu hai …
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Is do pal ki zindagi me tanhai hai . . . Kya khoob uski meharbani hai !
Logo ko hamse ruswai kyu na ho . . . Maine duniya usi ko mana hai !
duniya bhari padi hai insaano se . . . magar koi uss jaisa nahi hai !
Jab saath woh thi toh thukraya tha zamana . . . Isliye aaj saath parchayi hai !!

इस दौर के लोग कम ही सबर रखते है..

खुद बेखबर हूँ मगर लोग खबर रखते है
मेरे करीबी लोग शीशे की नजर रखते है

उदासी देखकर उदास होने वाले दोस्त
न जाने क्यों बस उपरी नजर रखते है

कहाँ मै जाता हूँ कहाँ नही जाता और क्यों
महफिल के दरबान भी इसकी खबर रखते है

किसी को अपनाकर छोडना है मुश्किल
हम तो अपनी दीवार मे शज़र रखते है

मुमकिन है अब बीमार होकर मर जाना
चारागर अब दवा की शीशी मे जहर रखते है

तन्हाई मे सलूक निभाना है जरा मुश्किल
इस दौर के लोग कम ही सबर रखते है……….

Kya Karein Log Jab Khuda Ho Jayein

Isse Pehle Ke Bewafa Ho Jayein,
Kyon Na Aye Dost Hum Juda Ho Jayein,

Tu Bhi Heeray Say Ban Gaye Patthar,
Hum Bhi Kal Kya Se Kya Ho Jayein,

Hum Bhi Majbooriyon Ka Uzr Karein,
Aur Kahein Aur Mubtala Ho Jayein,

Ishq Bhi Khel Hai Naseebon Ka,

Khaak Ho Jayein Kimiyan Ho Jayein,

Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse,
Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein,

Bandagi Humne Chhor Di Hai Faraz,
Kya Karein Log Jab Khuda Ho Jayein

7 TYPES OF GIRLS …

7 TYPES OF GIRLS …
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1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format.

Benefits of Alcohol

Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???

– 2 Rounds Of Brandy
30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion.

– 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs.

– 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks.

– 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure.

– 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions.

Pass It To All You Care.

Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*beer*