Funny CID Jokes and Shayari

Here is Some Funny CID Jokes collection. Read these CID Jokes, CID PJ’s Jokes and funny CID shayari.

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do

Wah Wah

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do

ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do

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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi

Jara gor farmayega

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi

ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi

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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai

Wah Wah

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai

Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai

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Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena

Arz kiya hai

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena

Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena

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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai

Jara dhyan dena..

Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai

ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.

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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna

Wah wah..

Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna

ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.

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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain

Take it seriously..

Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain

Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain

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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar

Arz kiya hai

Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar

ACP says: Solanki ye atamhatya hai ya murder.

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Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen… Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal….

Waah Waah….

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal….

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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal…
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Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

Wah Wah…

Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi…..

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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chhat par soyi hai..

Waaah Waah….

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chhat par soyi hai….

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Daya Pata Lagao, khooni Inme se hi Koi Hai….
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Suhana Mausam, Kaali ghata chaai hai…..

Waah Waah….

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Suhana Mausam, Kaali ghata chaai hai…..

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Daya Revolver andar kar lo,

Ye dushman nahi apna bhai hai……

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Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag…

Waah Waah…

Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag…..

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Daya yahi kahi par milega koi Suraag !!!!!!
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Hamne apni chaddi , chat par sukhane ko rakhi thi….

Waah, kya emotion hai….

Hamne Apni Chaddi chat par sukhane rakhi thi.

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Daya, Bina laash ke waha aakhir udi kyu wo Makhkhi thi……

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CID is the funniest show ever!

rotund dialogues….stupid plots and stupider mystery solving…..

Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga….

Wah Wah…

Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga…..

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Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .

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Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro….

Waah… Waah…

Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro….

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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro….

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Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,

Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,

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Daya tum in sab k fingerprints le lo !

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Baarish mai chhaata na ho to tu bheeg jayega….

Wah Wah….

Baarish mai chaata na ho to tu bheeg jayega…..

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ACP pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega…

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`Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai…….

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Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai

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Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai…..

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madam darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye hai !!!

This Series is Unending LoL Series

Santa in Bombay-just 4 Laughs

Santa: Oye! Banta what r u doing yar?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: But Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this…

Makan Maalik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
ke liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Santa: Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Eid
K 3 din Select karta Hun.

Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek sher likha.
“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,
Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

Santa Apni GF ko I Love You kehta or Gir Jaata
Girl- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- I M Falling in Love.

Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Mein
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya-
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

Police man: Stop, stop, tumhari headlights kaam nahi kar rahi,wo bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi se hat jao! brakes bhi kam nahi kar rahe.

Dooriyaan-Away from your Life-Collection

Yadein t0 dilon ko or pas karti hain
Zindagi tö aap jaise shaks par naaz karti hay
Mat hön udas k ap doör hain humse
Q k duriyan hi Rishton ko or khaAs karti hain.

‘*’Kuch Sitaron Ki Chamak Nahi Jaati,
‘*’Kuch Yadon Ki Khanak Nahi JaAti,
‘*’Kuch Logon Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta,
‘*’K Dor Reh K B un Ki Mehak Nahi JAati.

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*._MISS_.*.__.*
*.__.*._YOU_.*.__.*
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Hamesha MUSKURATAY RAHEIN
*.__.*.__.*.__.*In Sitaron ki tarha

Thora sa dil ko udaas kAr lia karo
Humse door hone ka ehsas kar lia karo,
Hamesha hum hi yAad karty hain apko,
Kabhi ap b hmeny yad karliya karo…

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0yee!

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Tenu meri yaad nai andi?

(.”)
Nai”
.!!.

Chal koi gal nai…
Mainu te andi A..!

*=(I MISS YOU)=*

Ek Din Kisi Ne DIL Se Puchha… . .
“Waadon” aur “Yaadon”me kiya FARQ hai?
Jawaab mila…
“Waade”Insaan Todta hai.
Aur
“Yaadain”Insaan ko Tod deti hain…

Best Dooriyaan Collection for lovers….

Love Shayari-May Edition

Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko
Meri tAnhai ka ehsaAs dila do mujhko
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri Jaroorat kya hai
Main diya hu kisi chokhat pe jala do mujko.

Us Ki Yadon Mein
Us Ki Baton Mein
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmilata Hoga..
Laakh Mashroof Hoga Apne Kaamon Mein,
Phir Bhi Hamein Soch Kar Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga.

garmi-e-hasrat-e-nakam se jal jaate hain.
hum chIrago ki tarha shaam se jal jaate hai
jab bhi ata hai tera naam mere naam ke sath.
jane kyu log mere naam se jal jate hain.

Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Kho Jaayenge
Hum Waqt Nahin Jo Guzar Jaayenge
Hum Mausam Nahin Jo Badal Jaayenge
Hum To Aansu Hain Jo Khusi Aur Gum Dono Main Nazar Aayenge.

Wo aay bhi meri kabar pe to raqeeb ke saath. ……MEER….. Kon kehta hai ke musalmanon ko jalaye nahi jata..

Aankh anjaan hai Chahat ki wo barsaAt gyi,
Be-rukhi un ki ab Rond ke jazbat gyi,
Maine guzre hue Lamhon ka hawala jo diya,
Hans k kehny lgy wo ! Raat gayi baat gayi

Aaj phir muskura kar kiya unhon ne slaaam.,.
Aaj phir jara Si aas par jeena para humein..

Tanhaai-The Loneliness-Sad Messages

Meri Aawaz Usay Sunai nahi deti, Ab to door tak koi Umeed bhi Dikhai nahi deti… Ehsas Usay Aur Sab Logon ka hai, Bus meri hi Tanhai Usay Dikhai nahi deti…

Mujhay udaas dekh kar zamanay ne sawal kiya
wo kon hai jis nai tera yai haal kiya
mai nay kaha muhabbat hay jo meri un k sath hai
wohi nahi sath mere bus itni si baat hai

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*Jb NaazTha Hm Ko
“*. Kismat Pr.”

Hans Hans*”
“*”K Duniya Milti Thi

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Jb Basti Dil Ki Ujar Gai Ab Dost Kinara Krte Hyn*

Wo Aam si sham thi jab juda huye the hum
Na toot kr pyar kiya or na ro saky hm
Tum se gila kya na zamany se kuch kaha
Barbad ho gaye bari sadgi se
hum..

Mere Kandhe Pe Ser Rakh Ker…
Us Ne Pucha Ke Kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge
Maine Hanste Howe Kaha Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandhon Pe Na Uthayein..

Khushion se naraz hai meri zindagi,
Pyar ki mohtaj hai meri zindagi,
Hans lete hain logon ko hansane k liye warna,
Dard ki kitab hai meri zindagi…

Kabhi Parhe Meri ZARORAT
To
Awaz Dedena,
YAAD Ane Lage Meri SURAT
To
Awaz Dedena,
Dekh Lo JaAn Lo Sari DUNYA Ko TUM,
Agar Koe Na Mile DOST
To Awaz dena..

Just4lovers Exclusive…We just publish the best ever Sad messages 4 you

Dariya wafaon ke

Dariya wafaon ke kabhi rukta nahi

Mohabat mein insan kabhi jhukta nahi

Khamosh hein hum unki khushi ke liye

Aur

Wo samajh bethay hein ke dil hamara dukhta nahi.

 

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Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons;

Scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures;

My mind contains only you!

 

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Zakham + U =Marham

 

Tanhayee + U=

Mehfil

 

Tears + U=

Smile

 

Raasta + U=

Manzil

 

Nothing + U=Everything

Me + U=

A great story of   “FRIENDSHIP”

 

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I was worried in dream 2nite

I saw All the devils of the world have died,

Can u give me only 1 sms or miscall

2 make me sure dat Ur still alive. 

 

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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai.”

 

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Jai Mata Di-Navratre Sms messages

From today 16 March Navratre begins.Jai mata di to all of you

I have collected my top favourite 16 Navratri SMS and Greetings for you.

1.api shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu…
HAPPY NAVRATRI!

2. May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri,
Happy Navratri!

3. This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy
Navratri!

4. May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy
Navratri!

4. Bajre ki roti,
aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko
“NAVRATRI”
ka tyohar.

5.Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil
me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka
tyohar!

6.Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your
family.May her blessings be always with you.
“JAI MATA DI”

7. May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame,
Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti.
*HAPPY NAVRATRAS*

8. PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA.

9. Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.

10. Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…. “HAPPY NAVRATRI”

11. “Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai, jo bhi jata
hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

12. JO JATA HAI maa ke dwar, use milta hai Maa ka Pyar. Pyar se jo kahta JAI MATA DI use Mill hi jate hai kisi na kisi Roop mae unke dedar.

13. “Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI

14. Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu
Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu, dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu, fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais, rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu… HAPPY NAVRATRI!

15. maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh
maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,samradhe, dhan,yas ,Pardhan kare.Happy Navratra

16. May this navratre give u…
*shanti
*shakti
*sampati
*swarup
*saiyam
*saadgi
*safalta
*samridhi
*sanskar
*swaasth
*sammaan
*sarswati
aur
*sneh…

love Shayari of an engineer

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar
doonga…
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick
karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK
karo…
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Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good
morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5
WARNINGS…
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na email

short text for chatting – internet use

BF: Boyfriend
omg: oh my god
jk: just kidding
whatev: whatever
w?e: whatever
cys: see you soon
j5m: just five minutes
def: definately
iyd: in your dreams
nme: enemy
ne1: anyone
smh: shaking my hed
soz: sorry
srry: sorry
yr: yeah right
: ): smile
XD: smile
: P: sticking out tounge
:d= yummy!
: D=smile
iso: in search of
l8r: later
lmk: let me know
lmbo: laugh my butt off (lmho is laugh my head off)
lol2me: laugh to myself (so is LTM)
bff: best friend forever
lyl: love you lots!
luv: love
ya: you
u:you
nism: need i say more
ntm: not that much
oic: oh i see
nw: now way
ntk: nice to know
p&c: private &confidential
pls: please
rehi: hi again
sk8r: skater
tafn: that’s all for now
ttfn: ta ta for now
tacp: take a chill pill
swu: so what’s up?
su: shut up
tisl: this is so lame
ttyl: talk to you later
trdf: tears running down my face
thnx: thanks
xo: hug&kiss
xoxo: hugs&kisses
swak: sealed with a kiss
<3: heart
jam: just a minute
jc: just checking
k: okay
jp: just playing
kit: keep in touch
kewl: cool
m4c: meet for coffee
meh: who cares
lymi: love you mean it
msg: message
nbd: no big deal
qt: cutie
r&r: rest and relax
ru: are you
sete: smiling ear to ear
s^: what's up
tom: tomorrow
w/o: without
wg: wicked grin
wbs: write back soon
bak: back
wc: who cares
idk: i dont know
idc: i dont care
tiail: think i am in love
lol: laugh out loud

chatting short texts for you from just4lovers…2nd part next

Yeh husn yeh aada yeh nazakat yeh aankhen

Yeh Husn Yeh Aada Yeh
Nazakat Yeh Aankhen

Yeh husn yeh aada yeh nazakat yeh aankhen,
Sab khubiya hai magar bewafa hai tu

Pechle Baras tha khuff tujhe kho Na do,
Ab ke Baras yeh hai tera samna Na ho,

Woh hai salamat to addabat ka maza hai,
Dushman KO kabhi jaan se mara nahi karte,

Guzre hai hum ishq ki aisi makaam se,
Ke nafrat si hogai hai muhabbat ke naam se,

Naseeb ki mehfil main bewafai ka darwaza khul Gaya,
Jo socha nahii tha kabhi
woh dosti ka taufa mil gaya

Tujhe khabi mili jo fursate khabhi
To dil se bhojha utar doon

Mai bhout dino se udas hoon
Mujhe koi saam udhar do

Mujhe apne roop kid hoop do
Jo chamk ske meri khdo khal

Mujhe apne rang mai rang do
Mera Sara rang utar Doon

Kisi or KO mere hal se garz hai Na koi wasta
Mai bikhar Gaya hoon samet loon
Mai bigar Gaya hoon sawar Doon

Girlsss -What they Say & What they mean

Can’t we just be friends?……There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.

I just need some space……without you in it.

Do I look fat in this dress?……We haven’t had a fight in a while.

No, pizza’s fine……Cheap bastard!

I just don’t want a boyfriend right now……I just don’t want YOU as a boyfriend right now.

I don’t know; what do you want to do?……I can’t believe that you have nothing planned.

Come here……My puppy does this too.

I like you, but……I don’t like you.

You never listen……You never listen.

We’re moving too quickly……I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if the guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

I’ll be ready in a minute……I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself……I am just being nice; there is no way I am going Dutch.

Oh YES!!! Right there……Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I’m just going out with the girls……We are gonna get smashed and make fun of you and your friends.

Hilarious once again…If u have more then post them in Comments

Romantic shayaris of November 2009

Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe
Kal tak us khuda k the aaj apke ho baithe.
Pyar suna to tha diwana kr deta hai
Aaj khud krke hum bhi hosh kho baithe

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Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho
Keh kar ke dil doge humari jaan lete ho.
Pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni dhadkano pe kaabu
Phir kyun humari mohabbat ka imtehan lete ho. *

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Dil unke liye he machalta hai
Thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
Kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
Dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta hai.*

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Mohabbat or mout dono hi
Bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai,
Kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta.
Lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai
Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.*

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Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
Ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.
Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen
Jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga.*

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Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai.
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi
Duniya se jiada humko teri zarurat hai.

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Kuch log zindgi me is kdar shamil ho jate hain
Agar bhulna chaho to or yad ate hain.
Bas jate hain wo dil me is kadar
Ke ankhen band kro to samne nazar aate hain.

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Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
Khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
Pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
Apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.

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Hum to pyaar k saudagar hain
Sauda sacha karte hai
Par jab aap jaise dost ho khariddaar
To hum muft me bhi bik jaya karte hain.

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Hamari dastan use kaha kubul thi
Meri wafayen uske liye fizool thi.
Koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata do
Maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.

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Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte
chale gaye
Tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.
Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum
Ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

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Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking
At ur window to say u Good morning
*Have nice day.*

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Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
Yaha se le jane aya hun

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Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
Har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
Aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
Ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.

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Is dil ka ik arman hai
ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
Arr Vo ik aasman hai
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Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
Lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

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Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
Saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
Baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.

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Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
Na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
Par yeh kaash kaash hi reh jata hai.

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Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

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Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

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Hating hundred right persons
may not even touch your heart,
but loving one Wrong person
will leave you a brokn heart
throughout ur life !!!

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Shararat na hoti Shikayat na hoti
Nainon me kisi ke Nazakat na hoti

Na hoti bekarari Na hote hum tanha*
Agar jahan me kambakht Ye mohabat na hoti

*Na hote ye sapne Ye
khwabon ki duniya
*Kisi ko chahat ki Tamanna na hoti

*Na julfo ki chaya Na phulon ki khushbu
*Yadon me unki Ye rate na kat ti

*Jo na hoti mohabat Ye ansu na hote
*Dil bhi na khota Aj tanha na rota*

*Diwanon si apni Ye halat na hoti
*Agar jahan me kambakht Ye MoHoBBaT na hoti.

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Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

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Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.

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