Angrej aur Santa


ANGREJ: Santa ke dono kaan kaat do. SANTA: Nahi. Mai andha ho jaunga. ANGREJ: Bewakuf kan kaatne se andha kaise hoga? SANTA: Behaya; Chasma kya tere BAAP ke kaan pe lagaunga?

Chain msg by Santa


Chain msg by Santa: Please is message ko itna forward karo ke: Meri Girl Friend tak pahunch jaaye. Preeto tune sim change kar ke acha nai kiya.

Santa :- CAn i Go to TOIlet iTs emerGENcy…


Santa :- CAn i Go to TOIlet iTs emerGENcy

TEACher 1st Abc suna…

SANta :-A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
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Teacher:- where THE P,o,t,y,

SANTA:- ITS running down my leg…….

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Teacher to Santa : Aapka beta cigarette pita hai. Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi? Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par Mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi!


Teacher to Santa : Aapka beta cigarette pita hai. Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par Mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi!

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Hindi teacher ne Santa & Banta ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di….


Hindi teacher ne Santa & Banta ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?

Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

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