Santa in Bombay-just 4 Laughs


Santa: Oye! Banta what r u doing yar?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: But Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this…

Makan Maalik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
ke liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Santa: Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Eid
K 3 din Select karta Hun. :D :D

Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek sher likha.
“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,
Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi” :D

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

Santa Apni GF ko I Love You kehta or Gir Jaata
Girl- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- I M Falling in Love.

Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Mein
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya-
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

Police man: Stop, stop, tumhari headlights kaam nahi kar rahi,wo bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi se hat jao! brakes bhi kam nahi kar rahe. :D :D

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