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Girlsss -What they Say & What they mean

just4lovers — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:04:55 +0000

Can’t we just be friends?……There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.

I just need some space……without you in it.

Do I look fat in this dress?……We haven’t had a fight in a while.

No, pizza’s fine……Cheap bastard!

I just don’t want a boyfriend right now……I just don’t want YOU as a boyfriend right now.

I don’t know; what do you want to do?……I can’t believe that you have nothing planned.

Come here……My puppy does this too.

I like you, but……I don’t like you.

You never listen……You never listen.

We’re moving too quickly……I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if the guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

I’ll be ready in a minute……I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself……I am just being nice; there is no way I am going Dutch.

Oh YES!!! Right there……Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I’m just going out with the girls……We are gonna get smashed and make fun of you and your friends.

Hilarious once again…If u have more then post them in Comments

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Romantic shayaris of November 2009

just4lovers — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:24:44 +0000

Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe
Kal tak us khuda k the aaj apke ho baithe.
Pyar suna to tha diwana kr deta hai
Aaj khud krke hum bhi hosh kho baithe

*========(2)=========*

Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho
Keh kar ke dil doge humari jaan lete ho.
Pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni dhadkano pe kaabu
Phir kyun humari mohabbat ka imtehan lete ho. *

*========(3)=========*

Dil unke liye he machalta hai
Thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
Kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
Dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta hai.*

*========(4)=========*

Mohabbat or mout dono hi
Bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai,
Kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta.
Lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai
Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.*

*========(5)=========*

Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
Ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.
Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen
Jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga.*

*========(6)=========*

Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai.
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi
Duniya se jiada humko teri zarurat hai.

*========(7)=========*

Kuch log zindgi me is kdar shamil ho jate hain
Agar bhulna chaho to or yad ate hain.
Bas jate hain wo dil me is kadar
Ke ankhen band kro to samne nazar aate hain.

*========(8)=========*

Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
Khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
Pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
Apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.

*========(9)=========*

Hum to pyaar k saudagar hain
Sauda sacha karte hai
Par jab aap jaise dost ho khariddaar
To hum muft me bhi bik jaya karte hain.

*========(10)=========*

Hamari dastan use kaha kubul thi
Meri wafayen uske liye fizool thi.
Koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata do
Maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.

*========(11)=========*

Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte
chale gaye
Tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.
Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum
Ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

*========(12)=========*

Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking
At ur window to say u Good morning
*Have nice day.*

*========(13)=========*

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
Yaha se le jane aya hun

*========(14)=========*

Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
Har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
Aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
Ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.

*========(15)=========*

Is dil ka ik arman hai
ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
Arr Vo ik aasman hai
*========(16)=========*

Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
Lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

*========(17)=========*

Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
Saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
Baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.

*========(18)=========*

Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
Na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
Par yeh kaash kaash hi reh jata hai.

*========(19)=========*

Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

*========(20)=========*

Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

*========(21)=========
Hating hundred right persons
may not even touch your heart,
but loving one Wrong person
will leave you a brokn heart
throughout ur life !!!

*========(22)=========*

Shararat na hoti Shikayat na hoti
Nainon me kisi ke Nazakat na hoti

Na hoti bekarari Na hote hum tanha*
Agar jahan me kambakht Ye mohabat na hoti

*Na hote ye sapne Ye
khwabon ki duniya
*Kisi ko chahat ki Tamanna na hoti

*Na julfo ki chaya Na phulon ki khushbu
*Yadon me unki Ye rate na kat ti

*Jo na hoti mohabat Ye ansu na hote
*Dil bhi na khota Aj tanha na rota*

*Diwanon si apni Ye halat na hoti
*Agar jahan me kambakht Ye MoHoBBaT na hoti.

*========(23)=========?*

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

*========(24)=========

Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.

chk Punjabimohalla.com for more…

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Munde kyu mandir jaande ne??

just4lovers — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:57:34 +0000

Q: Why do boys go to temple ?

Because a temple is the only place where u can find…

Pooja

Bhawna

Shraddha

Aarti

Archana

Aradhana

Sadhana

Shanti

Jyoti

Preeti

Bhakti

………

…….

… AND

Finally…..

TRUPTI…..

THEN MUKTI…..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Ab mohabbat ki wakalt nahin ki ja sakti

just4lovers — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:01:25 +0000

Ab mohabbat ki wakalt nahin ki ja sakti
Sheher bhar say to adawat nahin ki ja sakti

Mera chehra meri aankhen hn salamat ab bhi
Kon kehta hey key wazahat nahin ki ja sakti

Baat yeh hey key koi toot key chahey to sahe
Har kisi say to mohabbat nahin ki ja sakti

Ankh kehti hey kahin aur chalen jaen hum
Dil yeh kehta hey ky hijrat nahin ki ja sakti

Loh-e-dil pay yeh tehrer likhi hey SAQI
Ishq walon ko nasehat nahin ki ja sakti

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Husband Vs. Wife

just4lovers — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:00:02 +0000

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever

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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I’d be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******



    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

    Pills.

    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******



    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute

    I asked you to marry me.

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******



    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******



    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******



    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******



    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

    You know, I was a fool when I married you.

    The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice

   ****************************************************************************

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Punjabi Shayari {part 41}

just4lovers — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:32:11 +0000

Punjabimohalla.com Exclusives
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Tere Husn DI Hatti Ne Lutiya Ae,
Main Apna Aap Gawa Baitha,
Lae gayi Kad Kaleja Dub Janiya,
Main Jeen Di Aas Muka Baitha!
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kali raat Di Syahi Ute,
Chand Di Gawai Ute,
Sach De Kore kagaj te,
Ik Akhar Main Ban Jawa,
Tu Bhule Ta Teri Marzi,
Main Bhula te Mar Jawa!
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kar lyo tusi gusa …
tuhada banda ae hak,
hovegi saadi galti..
mangde haan maafi dono zor hath,
bas eni faryaad ke sanu kar dena maaf…
kite guse-guse vich…..
sada chad na dena sath!
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Aida da Nasha HAiTeri Dosti Wich,
Jo Bin Pite Hi Sarur Kari Janda Hai,
Lakh Varr Sochde Ha K MAr Muk Jayiye,
Par Sanu Jeen te Majbue Kari Janda Hai.
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Dil chiran Di j Reet Hundi,
dil cheer k tainu dikha dende
Katre-katre andar likhya na tera
teri aakniyan nal tainu pada dende…

chk Punjabimohalla.com for more…..

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life turns .. meri navi koshish

just4lovers — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:48:34 +0000

Dost badal jaande ne,yaar badal jaande ne….
aukha vekhde hi vela,loki raah badal jaande ne..
Kashti taan chaldi hi rehndi hai…
Bas kyi vaari malaah badal jaande ne

Dukh aun te pta lagge Sach ate jhooth da..
Jo bnde si darakht,o v chhaa badal jaande ne..
Main te rehya othe da othe…
Bas kyi vaari zindagi de raah badal jaande ne

Naa rkhya shiqwa naa hi bura mangya kise da..
Dil hove nek,taan vichaar badal jaande ne..
Likhi hoyi taan katni paindi yaara..
Okha sokha hoke din chaar badal jaande ne

Koi mange naa dua,jo Maa vaala dil mangda..
Hath rhe Oda utte taan siyaal badal jaande ne..
Main ki lena is chndre jahaan ton..
Ethe loki dharam te imaan badal jaande ne

Nhio koi Dukh mennu chndre naseeb da..
Rabb di rhe mehr,sab saar badal jaande ne..
“Sunny” rahu sada dharti nu chumda..
Ucheya hunde hi taan shaah badal jaande ne

By :- Your own Mukesh Kapoo

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Mainu Maut Vi Na Aayi

just4lovers — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:06:25 +0000

Mainu Maut Vi Na Aayi, Te Main Marr Vi Gya….
Ohton Jit Vi Na Hoya, Te Main Harr Vi Gya……
Ohne Chaddeyaa Vi Nahi ,Ohne Rakhya Vi Nahi,
Ohne Teeli V Na Laayi, Te Main Sadh Vi Gya…..
Es Pyaar Di Nadi Ch, Ohdi Yaad De Bedi Ch,
Mainu Dubb V Na Paya, Te Main Tarr Vi Gya…..
Ohnu Dekhya Jado Main Kise Hor De Nal,
Metho Seh V Na Hoya, Te Main Jarr Vi Gya….
Main Ban Gaya Rukh Ohde Be-reham Dukh,
Patjhad Vi Na Aai, Te Main jhadd Vi Gya…

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