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Posted by just4lovers on May 20, 2012
BIMAARI In Bollywood Style
1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaa Chale= FEVER h
2. Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi =HEART ATTACK h
3. Jud aa Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai =PET KHARAB h
4. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai =ACIDITY h
5. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai n Kya Kar
u =MOTIYABIND h
6. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= LOW MEMORY h
7. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole = MIRGI h..:P:DXD
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Posted by just4lovers on May 6, 2012
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
COCKROACH : “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!” #:-s
Cat : “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember”…. 8-|
Pig : “Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…!! ” >:/
Goat : “Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon” X_X
Chicken : “If tomorrow there’s no status update from my side, means I’m being served at KFC” 
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Posted by just4lovers on May 1, 2012
Why People Always say “Maar De” ..!!
If You Are an Online Savvy Person,You Heard Things Like that Daily
Like ‘Maar de’
Share ‘Maar de’
Copy ‘Maar de’
Paste ‘Maar de’
Add ‘Maar de’
Delete ‘Maar de’
Send ‘Maar de’.
Poke ‘Maar de’
Upload ‘Maar de’
Download ‘Maar de’.
MAAR HI DE BASS!!! :O
Ab tu Bhi Like maar hi De
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Posted by just4lovers on April 26, 2012
Man is gettng into shower jst as his wife is finishing up her shower..
The door bell rings..
After arguing who shud go & answer d door bell,
wife quickly wraps herself up in a towel & goes to open d door..
There stands Bob..
B4 she says a word,
Bob says- I’ll giv u 800$ jst 2 drop dat towel..
After thinking for a moment, d woman drops her towel & stands naked..
After a few secs, Bob hands over d money & leaves..
The excited woman returns to bathroom & wraps up d towel..
Husband- Who rang d bell?
Wife- It was Bob,
our neighbour..
Husband- Great.. Did he say anythng abt d 800$ he owes me??
MORAL- Share critical information wid ur stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure…
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Posted by just4lovers on April 21, 2012
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks,
“What do they do there?”
He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”
The man doesn’t like it, so he moves on and
checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and
hells of other countries.
He finds that they’re all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?”
He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells; so why are so many people waiting to get in here?” wonders the man.
He is told, “Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed
and the Indian devil is a former government servant,
So he just comes, signs the attendance register and then goes to the canteen..!” :p
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Posted by just4lovers on March 28, 2012
Humaare desh me sarkaari kaam krne waale samjhte hai ke wo hum par ehsaan krte hai kaam krke
Ab is aunty ko hi dekh lijiye.bank ka kaam chhod ke solataire me dhyaan hai 
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Posted by just4lovers on March 25, 2012
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Posted by just4lovers on March 19, 2012
School: Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale !!
College: Ek ballpen, woh bhi friends se cheena hua 
School: Class mein enter hone se pehley: Ma’am may I come in?
College: Bina baithe hi mobile kaan se laga ke class se baahar !!
School: Bag mein har subject ki books !!
College: Yaar ek paper toh phar ke de
School: Class test mein Star !!
College: Full moon hi naseeb hota hain yaar !!
School: Listen I like her !!
College: Sambhal ke dekh, bhabhi hain teri !!
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Posted by just4lovers on March 19, 2012
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Posted by just4lovers on March 9, 2012
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Posted by just4lovers on March 9, 2012
1 student tha diwana sa,
1 subject pe woh marta tha,
books uthakar chasma lagakar library se guzarta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko jaane kisse darta tha.
Jab bhi milta tha mujhe puchha karta tha
“ye pass kaise hota hain yaar, ye pass kaise hota hain ???”
aur main sirf itna keh pata tha
“KITAABEIN KHULI HO YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAIN,
KAISE KAHUN ME O YAARA YE PASS AISE HI HOTE HAIN”
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Posted by just4lovers on March 1, 2012
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