Funny CID Jokes and Shayari


Here is Some Funny CID Jokes collection. Read these CID Jokes, CID PJ’s Jokes and funny CID shayari.

CID_JOKES_SHAYARI
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do

Wah Wah

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do

ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do

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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi

Jara gor farmayega

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi

ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi

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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai

Wah Wah

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai

Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai

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Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena

Arz kiya hai

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena

Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena

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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai

Jara dhyan dena..

Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai

ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.

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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna

Wah wah..

Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna

ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.

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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain

Take it seriously..

Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain

Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain

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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar

Arz kiya hai

Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar

ACP says: Solanki ye atamhatya hai ya murder.

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Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen… Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal….

Waah Waah….

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal….

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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal…
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Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

Wah Wah…

Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi…..

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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chhat par soyi hai..

Waaah Waah….

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chhat par soyi hai….

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Daya Pata Lagao, khooni Inme se hi Koi Hai….
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Suhana Mausam, Kaali ghata chaai hai…..

Waah Waah….

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Suhana Mausam, Kaali ghata chaai hai…..

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Daya Revolver andar kar lo,

Ye dushman nahi apna bhai hai……

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Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag…

Waah Waah…

Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag…..

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Daya yahi kahi par milega koi Suraag !!!!!!
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Hamne apni chaddi , chat par sukhane ko rakhi thi….

Waah, kya emotion hai….

Hamne Apni Chaddi chat par sukhane rakhi thi.

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Daya, Bina laash ke waha aakhir udi kyu wo Makhkhi thi……

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CID is the funniest show ever!

rotund dialogues….stupid plots and stupider mystery solving…..

Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga….

Wah Wah…

Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga…..

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Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .

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Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro….

Waah… Waah…

Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro….

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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro….

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Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,

Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,

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Daya tum in sab k fingerprints le lo !

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Baarish mai chhaata na ho to tu bheeg jayega….

Wah Wah….

Baarish mai chaata na ho to tu bheeg jayega…..

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ACP pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega…

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`Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai…….

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Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai

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Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai…..

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madam darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye hai !!! :D :D :D

This Series is Unending LoL Series :D :D :D

6 Responses to Funny CID Jokes and Shayari

  1. nimrox says:

    these jokes were like the funniest jokes about CID ever!!!!!!!! lol …………

  2. Daya sirrrrrrr u r awesome

  3. sadju says:

    lovelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly

  4. divyabhatia says:

    very nice jokes

  5. NITISH BANSAL says:

    very good and funny jokes….

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