PUNJABI SHAYARI {PART 14}

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DIALOUGES BY MY FRNDS WHN THEY ARE DRUNK XTREMELY

DIALOUGES BY MY FRNDS WHN THEY ARE DRUNK XTREMELY:-(HEY I DNT DRINK YAAR……)

Tu to Mera bhai hai…

You know i am not drunk…

Car mai Chalaunga…

Tu bura mat manana bhai…

Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…

Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….

Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…

Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…

Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…

Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…

Baap ko mat Sikha.

Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…

Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…

Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..

Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…

And last but not the least

Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai…

 statuatory  warning:- stay away from this friends…say yes to life not to alchol!!