Archive for February, 2008
Awesome quotes!!
W o m e n ! Y o u a r e a l w a y s g r a c i o u s. . .
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher . Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
” Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Henny Youngman
” I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison
” There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran
” I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray
T wo secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once …
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
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Punjabi shayari {part 11}
J kade koi mere jazbaatan nu samajh gya hunda,
ta shayad main ihna rahaan te na chal sakya hunda.
J mere aapneyan ne hi mere rahaan ch na beeje hunde kande,
tan phullan di raah ch na main agge vadh sakya hunda.
J mainu kise ne zinda rehan di bad dua na ditti hundi,
taan shayad main enni chhetti na mar sakya hunda.
J mere mehboob ne mainu daga na ditta hunda,
tan shaayad maun kise nal wfa na kar sakya hunda.
J inne dunghe zakm main dil te na khade hune,
tan ih zubaan de fatt na main kade jarr sakya hunda
VEKH SAADE ISHQ DI HADH SAJNA….
YAAD KARIYE TENU RAAB NALO VADH SAJNA…
TERE HAR ZAKHAM DI DAVA BAN JAVANGE…
EK VAARI KEH TE SAHI TERE TOH JAAN V HAR JAVANGE…..
gaira de hatha ch apna hath fara k tur geya
bewafa mere seene ch khanjar khuba ke tur geya,
naam ki lena ussda te yaad ki karna ussnu, jo okhe vele palla chuda k tur geya,
phir kadi na mudeya oh mere pyaar di khatir dil, jigar, ehsaas te jo
pathar maar ke tur geya,
uthdi na aakh sharam naal jadon da oh kolo di nazaran chura k tur geya,
tarasdiya aakhan nu aje vee ussde vapis aaun de hain aas jo kise
be-dil leyi mera pyaar wala dil dukha k tur geya
saanbh lenda ohh phul mere pyar da, per oh jaanda jaanda mere pyar de
saare khat jala ke tur geya, aakhda c jo ke main ussdi izzat han oh
mainu hee mitti ch rula ke tur geya …….
Raas aagiyaan ni tenu maariyaan udariyaan
Abraan te uddi nu bhul gaiyaan yaariyaan
Pinjraa khulayaa ni tun sanu patyaa ke
hamdardi jtaa ke sanu ki mileyaa………….
Gairaan de banereyaan te beh gai chit laa ke
Tenu udnaa sikhaa ke sanu ki mileyaa…
kaayie likhdeh neh dil parchaun laayie
kaayie likhdeh neh naam kamaun laayie
kaayie likhdeh neh sajana teek dil wali gall pachaun laayie
Sanu v hogeya eh ishq vakhri tarah da,
harman likhda eh ishq pagaun laayie-
ki rosa kariya yaar naal, ki lehna gall nu vadaake
kiyo ehvey lariye yaar naal, ki milo yaar nu rovaake
duvavah mangiye sajana laayie, jehrey gayeh neh vichorey paake
maniya jo kushiyan bangayie yaadan, yaadan mithiya rakyie dil ch vasaake
RUKH KIDHAR NU BADDAL GIA E PAUN DA
GARAM HAWAWAN CHALLAN MAHINA SAUN DA
WADA KITA SI JO SAATH NIBHAON DA
KITHE GIA EKRAAR TERE AUN DA
KHUSI ;CH’PAILAN PAUNIA HASSNA BHULL GAE
KIO ASI BEKADARAN UTEEN DULL GAE
YAAD TERI TANHAAI DILL NU LAA JAANDI
JADD KOI MOOKA HOVE KHUSI MANAON DA
KALLA REH GIA CHUNGHA DE WICH FINDER NI
KI EHI SILA SI MILNA TERE NAAL DIL LAUNDA…
HAASE HAASE VICH YAAR GAVAYE NE…..
tAQDIR NE HANJU JHOOLI SAADI PAAYE NE…
NEER VAGAAYUNA MAIN NAHI CHAHUNDA………
PAR EH HANJUU AAPE NIKAL AYYE NE…….
Sharmaaya nah kar jhakeya nah kar
chori chori asanoon takiya nah kar
chite dandan ich sohi buliyan de ke
haasa apna zora zori dakeya nah kar
je taqdeeron samne aa bhi jaein tu
sharma ke sade kolon naseya nah kar
asaano mar mukandian ney teri adawan
chere apne tu zulfaan gira ke jhatkeya nah kar
sada dil ein tu koi gal bhi chappandi nahein
apni meri koi vi gal kisse noon daseya nah kar
aa jam jam aa mere khiyalan khawaban ich aa
tenun kiss ne kaheya mere dil ich waseya nah kar
tadpa sanoo tarsa sanoo teri khushi saddi khushi
ik gal sadi man le naal sadde tu ruseya nah kar
Kalam nu sihayi ch dabo ditta
Rab menu khayal ch ik cheera dikha dita
Ki ki sifaat karra uus cheere di
Jis menu apna gulam bana ditta
Tak uus diya akha ch menu ik navva jahan dikha ditta
Ve rabba tu uus nu eena shona katto bana ditta
Ki uus nikki ji gal te SANDHU nu nakhra dikha ditta
Jadh sadde dona da paya pyar
Ta uus ne SANDHU nu sacha pyar karna sikha ditta
Rabba je na baniya sanu ik duje lai
Fir katto eh supna dikha ditta
Je eh hunda suona ta SANDHU eis nu bhul janda
Par rabba tu ta eis nu ik kauri hakikat bana ditta!!!!
Aaj bhul ke tere pyar nu hanju sare pi gaye
Duniya sadi ujad gaye das sajna tera ki gaya
Assi ek na ho sake kidda di mili takdeer
Aaj ve sade sirhane thalle milu oh tasveer
Jinu dekh ke pehli vaar pyar sanu ho se gaya
Aaj ……………………………..
Mariya vaang jinda rahe bas ek aas de share
Tu hovengi naal sade kinne sohne hoon ge nazare
Ek paraye aake tenu saathon kho se gaya
Aaj……………………………..
Hun Sandhu nu paini umar sari kaliya bitani
Par dil karda khatam kariye aaj zindagi di khani
Jisda akhir khoon naal likhna se paya
Aaj……………………………
Dard jiha uthiya jiven duniya sadi lutt gayi
Yaadan teriyan ne dasiya aaj yaari sadi tutt gayi
Dil khushi naal jhoom uthiya supne vich jad tu aaye se
Aapne sohne haathan naal zindagi sadi sajai se
Tere chehre nu laban lai akh apni asi ghutt layi
Lal chudde ne dasiya aaj yaari sadi tutt gayi
Jeen maran diyan kasma khake kalle jee rahe aa
Kyon tere intezaar vich judai sah rahe aa
Kalle jeen de faisle naal nazar sadi chukk gayi
Zahar – Judai ne dasiya aaj yaari sadi tutt gayi
De ke tenu khushiya aaj ronde challe aa
Pani de kisi bulbule vang aasi futt challe aa
Es judai de geet naal SANDHU di zindagi mukk gayi
Rukde savan ne dasiya aaj yaari sadi tutt gayi
Koi daaliaan cho’ langheaa hawa ban ke..
Asi reh gye birakh vali chaa ban ke,
Paichaan teriaan te door door teek mere patte digge..
Merian aaiyaan baharan vi gunah ban ke,
Pea ambiaan nu boor si ke koel kook pai..
Kise jind biabaan da gavah ban ke,
Kade bandeaan de vaang sahnu mileaa vi kar..
Aive langh janae paaniaan da vaah ban ke,
Jadd milea si haan da si saavra jea..
Jado judaa hoeya tur gea KHUDAA ban ke
Dukh dil de samundro gehre ne,
Har ikk nu sunae nai jaande..
Kujh yaar ne pal vich ban jande,
Kujh saari umar banae nai jande..
Kujh yaraan bina nai ji lagda,
Par oh kol bulae nai jande..
Kujh rokaan ne samaj diaan,
Kujh rasam rivaz ne duniaa de..
Kujh jaan to pyaare lagde ne,
Par gal naal lae nai jande…
Par gal naal lae nai jande..
Tak-tak purani photo ohdi, rooh tak sadi rondi e..
Kade kade ta oh neend banke, supneyan vich tarfoundi e..
Is thandi thandi hawa vich, mehak usdi aundi e..
Das kiwe bhuliye raba usnu, oh marjani sanu har sah naal chete aundi a…
Ek dua di aas wich sari raat jagge,
par koi tarra aambro tutya na,
chura ke nazar lang gaye kolo di,
Uhna haal vi sada puchya na,
adi muddat to reejh si kuch aakhan di,
par koi manya na te koi rusya na,
assi dil te hath rakh takde rahe,
uhna da turda kadam koi rukya na,
uhna bulliya te hasse khidde rahe,
te sade naino panni sukya na,
ek milan di aas rahi dil wich,
aas aas ch jiwan mukya na
Tu mud ke bhave na boli,
Tu mud ke bhave na takkri…
Tu jandi vaari bolea c,
Oh fikra yarra kafi hai…
Sanu saari umar guzarn layi,
Tera ikkoi lara kaafi hai…
Bekadraan di dunia vich,
Paigaam kehn to darde haa…
Badnaam na kidhre ho jave,
Ohda naam lain to darde haan…
Alfaaz mere ruk jande ne,
Seene vicho uth ke bullaan te…
Oh meri ROOH da hissa hai,
Shareaam kehn to darde haan…
Sunea hai ghar vich aye mehmaan,
Do chaar din hi rukde ne..
Ise gall karke ohnu,
Mehmaan kehn to darde haan..
Jag saara jis nu rabb akhe,
Oh ajj tkk kise nu nai milea…
Bus ise gall de maare hi,
Ohnu bhagvaan kehn to darde haan…
Dhan vehde oh babal de, Jethe full dhian jhe khid de ne
Jethe gudian patole pye red de ne, ek din sab ethe chad main tur jana,
Tere vehde karke sune veh, main ek din babla tur jana …..
Asi vang Pardesan chidian de, chidian vang pardesan ho jana
Jethe dana likhya tur jana, asi mar udari od jana,
Tere vehde karke sune veh, main ek din babla tur jana …..
Eh reet hi keo banaye ae, dhi hi keo hundi paraye aa
Sadi jindi da rah mud jana, khore kehde nall main jud jana,
Tere vehde karke sune veh, main ek din babla tur jana …..
Mahye meri janan hari ni, Tu sari mamta sathon vari ni
Tere pyar da mul na pa hona, Eh dita karaj nai lah hona
Beh begane nal doli tur jana,
Tere vehde karke sune veh , mian ek din babla tur jana …..
Eh kese khaid sanjogan de ,Ghar vasane ja horan logan de
Kidan koe apne ghar nu chad sakda, Eh yaadan koe kiddan dil cho kad sakda,
Yaadan de athro le tura jana.,
Tere vehde karke sune veh , main ek din babla tur jana …..
Aa ke tainu nazar bhar ke ajj do pal dekh laa!
Maut hai mansoor di kitni ku mushkil vekh laa!
Umar di is raat vich ik hor supna lain de
Aa ke dil de dard di ik hor manzil vekh laa!
Aa ke thodi der to akhiyaan da ghar veeran hai
Aa ke fir lagdi kiven hanjhuaan di mehfil vekh laa!
Umar bhar di tadap da jalwa assi takde pae
Hor kehda gam hai mere dil de kaabil vekh laa!
Zindagi di prahunchaari vekh baithe haan assi
Maut vi sadadi bada, hun jaa ke us vall vekh laa!
Rutta aundiyaa vi rahiaa
Rutaa janidiyaa vi rahiaa
Peera has has ke saaria es dil ne vi sahiaaa….
Sohne sajna de seene parchave reh gaye
Sohne sajna de hathi sirnaave reh gaye
Koi chithi na sandesh, ja baithe pardes
Galla chete aje sariya, jo ohna ne si kahiyaa….
Asi sajna di kade eh judaai seh layi
Raata kaalia di kade tanhaai seh layi
Vich tatiaa hawawaa rahe takde oh rahva
Jehre rahva utte paira kade ohna dia payiaa…
Rukh badle hawawaan asi khare reh gaye
Vaang kachh asi mundri ch jare reh gaye
Palle reh gayi nishani, hoyi preet begaani
Reejha dil valiyaa sabbe dil ch hi rahiyaan…
Asi pathra de naal vaade karde rahe
Asi gairaa layi aiwe akha bharde rahe
Preet tere naal bitaye din ho gaye paraye
Par tere layi duaava aje bulla utte payiaa…..
Aunde ne jindgi vich kujh pal jo saanu rula jande ne
changi bhali khushian di taar nu hila jande ne
te tutt jande ne jo, oh addi raat nu uth ke ronde ne
yaad karde rehnde ne ohna pallan nu te kade na saunde ne
ohna nu oh beeti kahani hamesha yaad aundi hai
udaasi ohna dian akhan nu har pal rullaundi hai
sochde ne oh hun jindgi vich ki karnge
jo aap udaas ne oh keede layee hassange
kad samjange oh ke ih ohna da veham hai
rabb da tan har bande utte reham hai
je dukh aya hai tan khushian v jaroor aungia
khushi ban ke oh ohna de bullan utte chhangia
gamm di lehar jiada der takk tuhaano chho nahi sakdi
te khushi jaida der takk tuhathon door nahi reh sakdi
kaash main khushi ban ke kisse nu hassa sakda
par main aap v tan haan bass ikk khushi labhda
BEST PUNJABI SHAYARI…………….ONLY ON JUST4LOVERS
Marriage commandments
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife
treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
UNBELIEVABLE TRUTHS………..
1 ) Coca-Cola: Did you know that its original colour was green?
2 ) Mohammed: Did you know that this is the most used name in the entire world?
3 ) Geographical Letters: Did you know that the name of each of the
continents begins and concludes with the exact same alphabet? Do not
believe that? Look up Asia, Europe, Africa, America, Antarctica and
the rest.
4 ) Muscle Strength: Did you know that the strongest muscle in the
entire body is that one which we use to lick a popsicle? Your tongue.
5 ) Credit Cards: In the United States, were you aware that each and
every person has at least two credit cards?
6 ) An Antique Machine: The word for an old machine that was once used
for writing letters and other documents is the largest word that one
can make if they click only on a single row of their computer’s
keyboard: typewriter!
7 ) Blink: Men wink at women, but research has found out that the
average woman blinks nearly two times more than the average man.
8 ) Suicide: Even though you might have wondered if it was possible,
studies have discovered that it is impossible to kill oneself by
simply holding in your breath.
9) Licking: However much you may try, you will never be able to lick
your elbows.
10) Sneeze: Try sneezing. People will automatically answer you with a
bless you greeting. Have you ever imagined why? Some say that this
happens because a sneeze stops the functioning of the heart for a very
tiny second.
11) The Blue Sky: Did you know that a pig, no matter how much they
try, cannot look up into the sky?
12) Twisting Your Tongue: We have all dabbled with different
tongue-twisters in our day. But do you know which is the toughest?
Sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick.
13) Ribs: Did you know that you should try not to sneeze too strongly.
Why? A very powerful sneeze has the ability to cause a fracture in
your ribcage. But, then again, if you try and withhold one, you stand
the chance of breaking one of the many blood vessels in your neck or
head. This could cause death.
14) Cards: Did you think that the Kings are all just random cards
referring to random figures? No. Each one signifies a different king:
Diamonds for Julius Caesar, Clubs for Alexander the Great, Spades for
David and Hearts for Charlemagne.
15) And finally: Most everyone reading this (Caught You!) are trying
to lick their elbows at this exact moment!
Conclusion: Most of these are not scientific facts, but they are
hilarious, funny and can be used to lighten up the ambience when a
conversation has gone dull. Use any and see your popularity rise up to
great heights
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