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~~ Oh sadi na kade ho saki,.Har dua jis lai mangi si,.Oh ik rang v na
sanu de saki,.Jisdi dunia rang birangi si,.Asi bhikhari pyaran de,.Par
usde dar ton nafrat hi mangi si,.Par sade mar jane nimanean lai,.Usde
dar te nafrat di v tangi si. ~~
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~~ Pehlan Vaada Kita ohne Pyar Paun Da.,.Fer Vaada Kita Laggian
Nibhaun Da.,.Sare Vaade kite ohne Poore “SHAFFI” De.,.Bas IKO Laara
Lagaye OH Mud “SAHNEHWAL” Aun Da. . ~~
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~~ Ik umar beet gayi usde pyar vich.,.Asi sab kuj har gaye is vapar
vich.,.O karde ne “YAAD” kadi kadi.,.Te asi Yaad ban ke reh gaye usdi
“YAAD” vich. .~~
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~~ Lambi sadde jinhi hove na udeek kise di,..Asi sari-sari raat jagge
taarean de nal,..Taitho vaadean de nal v pugai na gayi.,.Asi fer v
nibhai tere laarean de nal. . .~~
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~~ Kade rende c kol o sade..Ajj door kite vasde ne..Chale gaye sadi
Jindagi cho.,.Dil vich hun v hasde ne. . .Sade dukhan de geetan nu oh
sheyer hee dasde ne. . Asi dasiye haal tutte DIL da Loki Wah WAH karke
hasde ne. . .~~
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~~ Kari maaf mainu ve Rabba,.Main kise nu tera darja de baitha.,.Teri
is jind nimani cho kise nu karja de baitha,..Oh nain bade hi sohne
si.,.Main jihna naal nain mila baitha,..Lookan ne teinu Yaar
banaya.,main Yaar nu Rabb bana baitha,..Ve Rabba kari maaf main teri
Kadar na kiti te apni kadar gava baitha ~~
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~~ G karda a tere naina da Supna ban k tut java..,.Teri Palkan di
Dehliz te ek Athru ban k suk java ,.Main rasta bna teri Manzil
da,..Tenu manzil mile main Muk java ~~
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~~ Kuj Rishteyan di keemat hundi Jaan brabar.,..Per kuj Rishte Jaan
ton pyare hunde ne.,. Akkhan vich ik Samundar hunda e.,.Tahion tane eh
HANJU khaare hunde ne ~~
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~~ ISHQ ibadat Rabdi.,.Je koi isnu jane..,.Hun tan ISHQ galiyaa ‘ch
Vikda.,lende firn niane. Samjhan mazak ISHQ nu Loki gaunde firde
gaane.,.Per Sajna ISHQ ni inna sasta eh jihne kita oh hi Jane ~~
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~~ Thokar lagge tanu v kise di Pyar wali,.. Tad Pyar mere da tenu
Ehsaas hove.,.Tad tu mange Dil saada.,..Per tere Kadma vich meri LAASH
hove ~~
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Archive for December 4, 2007
New Punjabi shayari contd.
SAD PUNJABI SHAYARI
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Don’t marry software girl (computer humor)
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a
UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the
things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in
INHERITANCE. Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws
EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
MARRY A GIRL FROM A “HARD”WARE FAMILY, THEN……….
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KHUBSOORAT!!!!
khubsoorat hain woh lub
jo pyari batein kartey hain 
khubsoorat hai woh muskurahat
jo doosron ke chehron per bhi muskan saja de
khubsoorat hai woh dil
jo kisi ke dard ko samjhey
jo kisi ke dard mein tadpey
khubsoorat hain woh jazbat
jo kisi ka ehsaas karein
khubsoorat hai woh ehsaas
jo kisi ke dard ke me dawa baney
khubsoorat hain woh batein
jo kisi ka dil na dukhaein
khubsoorat hain woh ankhein
jin mein pakezgi ho
sharm o haya ho
khubsoorat hain woh ansoo
jo kisi ke dard ko
mehsoos kerke beh jae
khubsoorat hain woh Hath
jo kisi ko mushkil
waqat mein tham lein
khubsoorat hain woh kadam
jo kisi ki madad ke liye
aagey badhein !!!!!
khubsoorat hai woh soch
jo kisi ke liye acha sochey
khubsoorat hai woh insan
jis ko KHUDA ne ye
khubsoorati ada ki.
Why INDIA is in trouble?
Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt
17 crore in central Govt
(Both Category don’t work)
1 crore IT professional (don’t work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore r under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me.
U are busy ” checking MY BLOG“..!!
HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?
HOPE, TRUST, CONFIDENCE
HOPE, TRUST, CONFIDENCE
CONFIDENCE:
1 Day all villagers decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy come with umbrella.
THATS CONFIDENCE.
TRUST:
Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby,
when you throw him in tha air, he laughs….
Because he know you will catch him…
HOPE:
Every night we go to bed,
have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
But still we have many plans for coming day…
KEEP CONFIDENCE, TRUST IN GOD AND NEVER LOSE HOPE…
Classic Definitions & really cool meanings
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divo rce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. IT Professional : One who gets paid for reading such mails……! 
Smile Please :-)
Smile shows friendship
Smile makes new friends
Smile makes other people’s day brighter
Smile improves your day
Smile looks better than a frown
Smile puts others at ease
Smile is always enjoyable to give and receive
Smile leaves favorable impressions
Smile makes you look happy, confident, and self-assured
Smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship!
So, dear friend… Never leave the smile from your face!!
Smile Please
