DRIVEN BY LOVE

Hurry Apply now, Job for Girls  only

Pl. find package and incentives details as under.
Designation: Girl Friend, Jr. (Trainee)
Experience:
Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other Requirement:
Should have the potential to do street bargaining and fights, if
required. Height, weight, complexion –  no bar (but is subjective).
Perks and incentives: ! Total gross (Monthly):
2 Gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(No Precious Metals and Stones)
 2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
 3 Visits to Eat Street (Khau Galli) Weekly
 5 Trips to National Highways
 8 Bike Rides each duration 1 hour (for extra duration, fuel by candidate)
 9 Kulfis / Chocobars (branded or unbranded) at a regular gap of 3 days
 Daily Provision of Samosa/ Bread Pakoda/ Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- (sub. to avail)
 Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend for window
shopping(shopping aloowed at your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted,
subject to the size and brand available with the shop of our choice.
Net Deductions (Monthly) :
Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining.
 The probation period is 6 mont! hs, after which confirmation (with
promotion to full time Girlfriend)
Pls note:
 1. Only females
 2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply
 3. Ex-girlfriends, eligible only if they agree to above stated terms
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral
program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. (An Exclusive – Mid
Night Lasting Candle Light {or Tube light} dinner will be offered on
every referral, even if candidate is not selected.)

Love is holding hands in the street.
 Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

 Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
 Marriage is a take home packet.

 Love is cuddling on a sofa.
 Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

 Love is talking about having children.
 Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

 Love is going to bed early.
 Marriage is going to sleep early.

 Love is a romantic drive.
 Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

 Love is losing your appetite.
 Marriage is losing your figure.

 Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
 Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

 TV has no place in love.
 Marriage is a fight for remote control.

 Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
 Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

 Conclusion: ” Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!”

Hello!

 Here is something interesting…
 Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female – Online chat.

 Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s

 Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?
 Female : VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
 Hero : wow…am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find
you on Chat
 Female : Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.
 Hero : OK
 (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
 Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
 Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
 Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number, Given value of n.
 Would you give this by today evening?
 Hero : I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with
you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
 Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
 (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for
Female to Arrive. All
 of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)
 Female : Hey, am back
 Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, She’s kinda….. keeps
asking stupid Things,
 tries to give me stupid work
 Female : Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
 Hero : Yep, u rite!!
 Female : Hey, can u do me a favor
 Hero : sure, why not.
 Female : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime
Number, given N. Would
 you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real
Urgent for me to work this out
 Hero : hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour
from now. ok?
 Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW
YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!
 AND ONE MORE POINT…. YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
 Hero : ?????…

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to
confirm that.

 2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

 3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…

 4. “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would
always be around you…

 5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

 6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let
you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some
one else

 7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.

 8. Theory of relativity.. ….
 The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…