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How to make a women happy

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It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

 1. a friend

 2. a companion

 3. a lover

 4. a brother

 5. a father

 6. a master

 7. a chef

 8. an electrician

 9. a carpenter

 10. a plumber

 11. a mechanic

 12. a decorator

 13. a stylist

 14. a sexologist

 15. a gynaecologist

 16. a psychologist

 17. a pest exterminator

 18. a psychiatrist

 19. a healer

 20. a good listener

 21. an organizer

 22. a good father

 23. very clean

 24. sympathetic

 25. athletic

 26. warm

 27. attentive

 28. gallant

 29. intelligent

 30. funny

 31. creative

 32. tender

 33. strong

 34. understanding

 35. tolerant

 36. prudent

 37. ambitious

 38. capable

 39. courageous

 40. determined

 41. true

 42. dependable

 43. passionate

 44. compassionate

 WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 45. give her compliments regularly
 46. love shopping
 47. be honest
 48. be very rich
 49. not stress her out
 50. not look at other girls

 AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 54. Never to forget:

 * birthdays
 * anniversaries
 * arrangements she makes

LESSONS IN LOGIC

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk

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“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say……..

Best shayari’s from hindi films

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From Raaz:-
garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai
hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai…
jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath..
naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai

 From Hum Aapke Hai Kaun:-
Kaate Nahin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke,
Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke,
Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke,
Laya Hain Unhe Kaun Falak Se Utaar Ke…

 From Sharabi:-
Aaj utni bhi nahin Mehkhane mein ,
Jitni hum chodh diya karte the Paimaane mein…

From Tu:-
Na tere aane ki aas hai,
na tujhe pane ki pyaas hai.
phir bhi is “shareef” ka dil,
tere bina udaas hai.

From Diljale:-
Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,ek rangeen dhokha hai .. aur kuch nahi

From Fanaa:-
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanson Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

 From Devdas:-
Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to dard nahi hota
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte hain