some funny thoughts...........

 ”I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to
achieve it through not dying.”
• • • Anonymous • • •
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not
the only thing in life!!
• • • Anonymous • • •
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she
gets the more interested he is in her.
• • • Agatha Christie • • •
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
• • • Oscar Wilde • • •
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
• • • Scottish Proverb • • •
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
• • • Sam Kinison • • •
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
• • • Anonymous • • •
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t,
they’d be married too.
• • • H. L. Mencken • • •
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier.
• • • H. L. Mencken • • •
Marriage is a three ring circus:
• • engagement ring
• • wedding ring
• • SUFFE-RING
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
 When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.