I asked God………….

I asked God to take away my pain. God said, No.

 It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to grant me patience. God said, No.

 Patience is a by-product of tribulations; it isn’t granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No.

 I give you blessings. Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No.

Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.

 I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, No.

 You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

 I asked for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No.

I will give you life so that you may enjoy all things.

I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.

 God said……Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

THIS DAY IS YOURS DON’T THROW IT AWAY

 May God Bless You,

 ”To the world you might be one person, But to one person you just
might be the world”.

Differences b/w man & woman

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.

 Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

 A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

 5. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman.

 Before and after marriage.

 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

 8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.

 There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 9. A woman has the last word in any argument.

 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,

 while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Employee Resignation in poetic language

Employee Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!

The managers don’t know what they talk
The team doesn’t know where they walk
That’s a bad situation, what say?
I don’t know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can’t keep switching day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It’s all done, I won’t stay.

Thanks & Regards
Employee

Manager Response

Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)
The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say

If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more….
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

It’s always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say

Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don’t refer others as they will follow you’re ***.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any….

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don’t feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi….
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards
Manager

DIFFERENCE B/W FAKE FRIENDS & REAL FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

Searching for Life Partner

BEGGAR
 Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
 Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
 Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
 Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega

BANKER
Wanted wife who takes
interest in me and credits me with her service.

PESSIMIST
Why do marriage and mirage rhyme?
 Because both of them are misleading.

LAWYER
 I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post
of husband after marriage.
 The person whom I’m looking for should be strictly a girl.
 The girl should be strictly a girl.
 The girl should be willing to surender to the service and
jurisdiction of My Lord i.e.yself.
 Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
 Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

BOATMAN
Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.
 Must have own boat with motor.
 Please send the photograph of motorboat.

SHAAYAR
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
 Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
 Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
 To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

BEVDA
Wanted a girl.
 Girl’s father should preferably have a soda factory.
 I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
 Friend come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can
carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
 Meet personally or send soda for trial.
 Sample should be ample.

CAR MECHANIC
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
 Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.
 Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear.

Secrets of love

The first secret: the power of love.
 Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving
thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships.
Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and
others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs
and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him
or her when you meet.

 The second secret: the power of respect.
 You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The
first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain
self-respect ask yourself, “What do I respect about myself? ” To gain
respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, “What do
I respect about them?”

 The third secret: the power of giving.
 If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more
love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of
yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of
kindness. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to
always focus on what you can give instead of you can take.

 The fourth secret: the power of friendship.
 To find true love you must first find a true friend. To love someone
completely you must love them for who they are not what they look
like. Friendship is the soil through which love’s seeds grow. If you
want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring
friendship.

 The fifth secret: the power of touch.
 Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down
barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and
emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

 The sixth secret: the power of letting go.
 If you love something, let it be free. Even in a loving relationship,
people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first
learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means
letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions.

 The seventh secret: the power of communication.
 To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love
know; that you love and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say, “I
love you.” Never let an opportunity pass to praise and acknowledge
someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word … it could
be the last time you see them.

 The eighth secret: the power of commitment.
 If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it.
Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving
relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you
are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option.
Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong, loving
one.

 The ninth secret: the power of passion.
 Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not
come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment,
enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness
are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

 The tenth secret: the power of trust.
 You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely.
Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end.
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust
others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.

Upcoming IT movies

As IT sector is on boom these days please check some Upcoming IT
Movies from the blocks:-

 * Aao chat kare
 * Programmer no 1
 * Aaj ka body shopper
 * Programmer,recruiter aur bodyshoper
 * Badalate platforms
 * Kahani Keyboard ki
 * Memory aur hard disk
 * H1 ko aane do
 * Mouse ka gulam
 * Java wale job le jayenge
 * Skill apana apana
 * Hum aapke meomory mein rahate hain
 * Do pocessor barah terminal
 * Password Apana Apana
 * Hum Hai Programmer Oracle ke
 * Ek programmer do body shopper
 * H1 se Citizenship tak
 * Mera code chal gaya
 * Har Din jo mail Karega
 * Mera Resume Kora kagaj
 * Khel Virus ka
 * Virus Aur Antivirus
 * Programmer bane Bodyshopper
 * Network Ke Uss Paar
 * Billing aur Salary
 * Platform platform ki baat hai
 * Anjaana Bug
 * Aayi Production Ki Bela
 * Do Gateways
 * Debugging koi Khel nahi
 * Helpdesk ki Aatma (Ramasay bandhu ki Horror film)
 * Mera naam developer
 * Kaho na Bench hai
 * Crash kar di aaapne
 * Mein backup lunga
 * Pati patni aur computer
 * Deployment ki raat
 * Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam
 * Dhai akshar HRD ke
 * Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hain
 * Hum To US jaayega
 * Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare
 * Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!
 * Dekhte Dekhte Connection mil Gaya
 * Iss Bench ki subah kab hogii
 * Client ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
 * Login karo sajana
 * Ek Thi vacancy
 * Interview ke Sapane
 * Naukar PC ka
 * Mera Resume Mera Skill
 * Hackers ke Site par Hacker
 * Experience Bina H1
 * Firewall( Diwar)

Modern Love Letter

Dearest Girl:
 I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you
since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2000. With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 20th of June 2000 at 1500 hours, I would like
to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months
and depending on compatibility,would be made permanent.Of course, upon
completion of probation,there will be continuous on-the-relationship
training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to spouse.

 The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us.Later, based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded
enough, to be taken care of,on your expense account.

 I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else.

 I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
 [Boy]

MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dear Boy:
 Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for
romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain
conditions of acceptance.Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction.

 However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity
should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at
all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part,then I
should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

 Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an
expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the
‘VIP’. I shall be entertaining. In addition,housing and transport
allowances should be in order and nothing less than a OPEL Astra is in
order.

 Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions
placed on myself.

 If you are still interested in the relationship,please reply on an
urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of
interest.

 Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps,
 [Girl]

top 20 dialogues from bollywood

20.Basanti in Kuttoo ke saamne mat naachna.-dharam paahji
19.Gabbar to Sanjeev Kumar : mujhe apne haath dede thakur.
18.mera bharat mahan, sou mein se ninyanvein beman-nana patekar
17.Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai – Sholay
16.Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai – Kaaliya
15.I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in
english….because english is a phunny language – Namakhalal
14.Sinoreeta… aisi bare bare deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein…
hoti rehti hai,” :$:$-shahrukh
13.don(amitabh)-Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon li police kar rahi hai,
lekin soniya, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai..
12.rajesh khanna- pushpa, aye pushpa, i hate tears re…
11.Rishtey main to hum tumharey baap hotey hain, Naam hai Shenshah
10.kuttey kamine … main tera khon phi javunga
 agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai, to barah nikal
– dharampaji (and also his son sunny)
9. Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi – one of the
many funny Amitabh quotes (incidentally most of them are spoken when
he is drunk)
8. Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Kaalicharan – the
quote that spawned hundreds of ‘Ajit jokes’.
7. Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon
ke haawale kar do – I know – its one of those hackneyed dialogues -
but I included it since it was used so many times by this one actor
Iftekar, speaking into a meagphone !
6. Paanch ruapiya bara ana – Chalti Ka Naam Gadi – the most memorable
monetary transaction ?
5. Babumoshai…. – Anand
4. Ki..ki…ki…Kiran – Darr – The beginning of SRK’s endless hamming.
3. Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar – One of the very few times perhaps when
Amitabh’s co-actor has run away with the better dialogue.
2. Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India – Rahul has an entire post on this.
1. Kitne aadmi the – Sholay

some funny thoughts………..

 ”I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to
achieve it through not dying.”
• • • Anonymous • • •
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not
the only thing in life!!
• • • Anonymous • • •
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she
gets the more interested he is in her.
• • • Agatha Christie • • •
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
• • • Oscar Wilde • • •
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
• • • Scottish Proverb • • •
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
• • • Sam Kinison • • •
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
• • • Anonymous • • •
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t,
they’d be married too.
• • • H. L. Mencken • • •
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier.
• • • H. L. Mencken • • •
Marriage is a three ring circus:
• • engagement ring
• • wedding ring
• • SUFFE-RING
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
 When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

This Is Our 21st Century

This Is Our 21st Century…Our communication – Wireless

Our telephone – Cordless

Our cooking – Fireless

Our youth – Jobless

Our food – Fatless

Our labour – Effortless

Our conduct – Worthless

Our relation – Loveless

Our attitude – Careless

Our feelings – Heartless

Our politics – Shameless

Our education – Valueless

Our follies – Countless

Our arguments – Baseless

Our boss – Brainless

Our Job – Thankless.

Love letter by a “film lover”………..

When I am: KareebThere is only: Khamoshi

I want to speak: Dil Se

That’s my kind of: Ishq

I want this to be: Gupt

As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani

And that would be great: Sadma

I am your: Mr. Aashique

But sometimes bit: Deewana

Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

As I feel: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

In this: Duniya Dilwalon Ki

I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya

May be: Dil To Pagal HaiBecause: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai

The whole world appears as: Dushman

But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha