A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
“What are you so happy about?” asks the bartender.
“I’ll tell you,” replies the ugly man. “You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
“Fantastic!” exclaimed the bartender. “You lucky guy. Was she pretty?”
“Dunno…never found the head.” 
Easy is to get a place is someone’s address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound…
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them…
Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream…
Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity…
Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side…
Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up…
Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value…
Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise…
Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day…
Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself…
Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them…
Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action…
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt…
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
Easy to read this
Difficult to follow
Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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Just4lovers Exclusive….
Are you looking for a Job ??
A question with No answer on the Internet in India.With the Revolutionalary increase in Internet uSage,People in India rely on Internet very much for every thing.Railway booking,travelling,shopping,books,media,social networking & other web resources.
After orkut & facebook most of the people go for job realated websites.Many web players in India already tapped this market.They are not interested in Social service by giving you right employer but they are only interested in increasing pageviews,resume database,resume writing & other associated services.
Big giants jOb portal companies never find out the aunthenticity of the employer.They charge a certain amount and publish the job of the employer.it’s just a money making game play by the companies which keep unemployed person busy & give them a huge chunk of profit
Income of job portals :
1. Space selling to employers.
2. Advertisements on job portals.
3. Resume selling
4. Advertisements in mails sent to you.
5. Affiliate selling
6. Resume writing Services
This much income & in return these Companies take No responsibilty for the Jobs & content provided by Them.
Solution :
What is the work of employement exchanges in India?
Employement exchanges established by government should take a step forward & centralise their data through a website & They can allow Private employers to register their posts in central database afterwards.This process will help to reduce to fraude & people can rely more on service provid by the Government.Unemployement is the biggest issue in our developing economy & Our government is not taking steps to get Rid of this.
I hope our movement to get a centralise Job website held by Government will resolve some percentage of our problem.So get united & Be a part
I am not a writer nor a journalist,m a common unemployed Student like You but I think together we can & together we will change the System.This will help generations to come
Just give your comments & forward this to every person you know.This webPage will take record of every entry.
“AESI MARNI JO MARE BAHOR NA MARNA HOYE” ……TODAY IS 26TH DECEMBER …A GREAT DAY FOR ALL SIKHS AND HINDUS ..
The two martyred young sons of Guru Gobind Singh were cremated with
full honours along with their grand mother. There is no parallel
to the martyrdom of such young boys in the annals of human history.
Sahibzada Fateh Singh was less than Six years old (born 1699)
and Sahibzada Zorawar Singh was just over eight (born in 1696).
They laid down their lives in December 1705. They were bricked
alive but did not bow before the tyranny of the Moghul government….
LET US PAY TRIBUTE TO HOLY SOULS….
Wahe guru ji ka khalsa,waheguru ji ki fateh
Go here to read the fulll story : http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist/martyrs/sahibzade.html
Dil Pe Aise Bhi Azaabon Ko Utarte Dekha
Hum Ne Chup Chap Use Khud Se Bichhadte Dekha
Usko Socha To Har Ek Soch Mein Khushboo Utri
Usko Likha To Har Ek Lafz Mehakte Dekha
Yaad Aa Jaye To Kaboo Nahi Rehta Dil Par Mera
Warna Duniya Ne Na Kabhi Humko Tadapte Dekha
Teri Surat Ko Faqat Aankh Nahi Tarsi Hai
Raaston Ko Bhi Teri Yaad Mein Rote Dekha
Sacchi Mohabbat Ke Liye Aaj Bhi Tarasta Hai Ashiqe
Yeh Alag Baat Hai Ke Kisi Ne Us Nazar Se Na Dekha
Punjabi meri jaan vargi..
Punjabi meri pehchan vargi..
Punjabi bazurg di dua vargi..
Punjabi niri khudaa vargi..
Punjabi kore jawaab vargi..
Punjabi chmkde aaftab vargi..
Punjabi desi sharab vargi..
Punjabi waris di heer vargi..
Punjabi naina de teer vargi..
Punjabi sajjna de naa vargi..
Punjabi bohd di chaa vargi..
ehnu rakhyo chrdi kala ch mittro..
punjabi saadi Maa wargi 
Parvesh Rana- Haywards 5000 Mr India 2008-lakme fashion supermodel-former quality supervisor in IBM—Is he a Common Man??[No. 1 faker in Bigg Boss]
In a desperate bid to woo the voters across India, Mr. World 2008, Pravesh Rana from Delhi,has resorted to new tricks to declare a war on other finalists Vindu Dara Singh and Poonam Dhillon. Pravesh is worried that Vindu and Poonam’s celebrity status may cut down his votes & he is no lonGer in the game.
Pravesh Rana, who himself is no less than a celebrity & he is earning lakhs of rupees a month has dubbed Vindu and Poonam as celebrities, who according to him, are trying to get votes through their “influential” friends. He tried to project himself as a “common man”, who is fighting against the celebrities.
The words used by Pravesh and his negative attitude, may become a violation of the rules in Bigg Boss house. Bigg Boss has already warned him to exercise restraint, as the grand finale is just a few days away.
Pravesh Rana not only opened challenged Vindu and Poonam, he also used “derogatory” word such as “pilla” for the people, who are voting for them. He challenged the fans of Vindu and Poonam to vote for them. “I am a common man or aam admi. I will fight against these celebrities and win”, he said.He is just using “aam aadmi-2″ to motivate people to vote for him but I think he just use it too much
3 more days left for this big boss season 3 finale & I hope the best one wins
Halaat di kukh cho paap nikalde vekhe ne
Asi taan aastina cho saanp nikalde vekhe ne
Aamiraan di plate ch vekhi hai bharpet juthan
Garibaan de pet cho alaav nikalde vekhe ne
Tutde vekhe ne armaan v main lokaan de
te mitti ton bande nawaab v main vekhe ne
Jawaab vekhe ne lakhaan har Ik sawaal de
Par kujh sawaal v lajawaab nikalde vekhe ne
Hath v vekhe ne hunde kaale koyle di kothri ch
te ose koyle cho nikalde aaftaab v main vekhe ne
Pith piche krde buraayi apne hi bhraavaan di
te kyi vaarde Yaaran ton jaan v main vekhe ne
kyiaa nu taan milya har thaan tera sahara rabba
te kyi teri mehfil cho betaab nikalde vekhe ne
“Sunny” nu taan sahara bas teriyaan rehmtaan da
Kar den Tabaah ehoje Yaar v main vekhe ne
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Mukesh Kapoor aka Sunny
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much. “
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.” :p
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