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Kabhi bhoole se bhi khud pe naaz nahi karna

Meri kabar pe aake tum awaaz nahi karna
Dard ki nayii daastan ka aagaaz nahi karna…

Apni bebassi ko khud hii byaan karega ye
Chehre ko kisi aaine ka mohthaaz nahi karna…

Raaz Jo khud se hii na chhipaa paao tum
Aise raaz mein kisi ko hamraaz nahi karna…

Namumkin hai haqikat ke aasman mein urnaa
Khwaabon ke sahare isme parwaaz nahi karna…

Zakham phir zakham hai.N I roz bhar jaynge
Husan wallon ko inke charasaaz nahi karna…

Khaakh se bane ho khaakh mein mil jaaoge
Kabhi bhoole se bhi khud pe naaz nahi karna…

Awesome Shayari … I am unable to find the writers name

Exclusive Short jokes

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id”
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut
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Just4lovers Exclusive….

Interesting water-Information Article

#1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population)

#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.

#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as 3%.

#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in aUniversity of Washington study.

#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzyshort term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a ! printed page.

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day?

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Just4lovers realty check

SOME OF THE HEIGHTS-Funny

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards .

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3. What is height of Activelaziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopting a child.

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5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

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I know Just4lovers successfully made you laugh Always

The Struggle

Have you ever traveled down a road to find there was no end

For every corner that you turned there was another bend

The faster that you walked, the longer that it seemed

And you were all alone, in this crazy dream

Crazy dreams that you dream alone

When the lights go out and no one’s home

You see the day for what it’s been

And you wish to God you could stay clean

The morning brings you to the road you didn’t want to travel

and every step you take again makes your life unravel

You keep on walking down the path, wondering what you’ll find,

and pray that when you find it you wont have lost your mind

It’s halfway through another day and you’re looking for those dreams

knowing they can make your life better than it seems

If only to forget your pain for a little while

you can travel down the road just another mile

The night is now upon you, the miles are on your face,

But you keep going forward to your final place.

You know the end is coming soon, you see it straight ahead

And if they don’t forget you, you never will be dead.

You and Me-two bodies one soul

You be my Sleep, I’ll be your Yawn
You be my sweet Kitty, I’ll be your protector King Kong.
You be my Flower, I’ll be your Lawn.
I’ll make sure we both are Right and no one gets Wrong.

I’ll be your Oyster, you be my Pearl,
I’ll be your Boy, you be my Girl.
I’ll be a Disease, you be my Cure,
My love will be Divine, that I can Assure.

You be my Bird, I’ll be your Wing,
You be the Words, I’ll just Sing.
You be my Touch, I’ll be your Feel.
Loving you truly is now my Zeal.

I’ll be your Sun, you be my Shine,
I’ll be your Thief, you be my Crime.
I’ll be your Rhythm, you be my Rhyme.
I’ll be the Intoxication, you be the Wine.

You be my Heart, I’ll be your Beat,
You be my Ground, I’ll be your Feet.
You be my Body, I’ll be your Soul.
You just Pretend, I’ll do the Role.

I’ll be your Puppet, you be my String,
I’ll be your Pearl, you be my Ring.
I’ll give you Space you can do your Thing.
Whenever you become the Queen, I’ll be the King.

You be my ‘Lioness’, you be my ‘Your Highness’
I’ll be your Blush; I’ll be your Shyness.
Our love will Flourish; there will be no Dryness,
Our love will always Add there will be no Minus.

I’ll be the first one to patch up whenever we fight,
Don’t worry, in the end, everything will be alright.
You be ME, I’ll be YOU
We’ll always be ONE instead of TWO.

…………… and this is how a relationship works,
You do, I do and then only we get the Love Perks.
When you feel like kissing on cheeks instead of Lips,
This is when a True Love Depicts.

Dil diyaan gallaan dil hi jaane

Dass sohnian sajjnan,

tenu kinwe waravan main….!!

dil kamla ek paase,

te dooje paase toon,

dohan nun kalla kehra,

kinwe samjhawan main….!!

ik pyar tera,

te kujh rosyan which,

mitti di bantar waangun,

bekhabar khurda jawan main….!!

samajh nan aawe k khush howan,

anmol pyar de tohfe te,

ya kisse paak gunah waangun,

es te pachtawan main….!!

tur pawan hath fad k tera,

befikar is duniya ton,

yaa kandian de darr ton,

eh chad jawaneh rahwan main….!!

samjhan main pyar tera,

te tadap teri da rutba,

par kion nin poorian kar sakda,

terian sab ichawan main….!!

bhawen tere naal nahin,

tur sakda modha jod k har wele,

par naal haan tere har pal,

ban k parchawan main….!!

kinjh samjhawan GALL DIL DI,

hun shabad nahin milde,

bass iko gall nabedan……

TeNu sAaHoN WaD K ChAhWaN MaIn….

sAaHoN WaD K ChAhWaN MaIn….!!

Changing lives

Ab padosi ki maut pe koi maatam nahi hota
ab dost ke dard ka ehsaas nahi hota

ab takleef hume muflis ki dikhaai nahi deti
ab waqt pe azeez koi paas nahi hota

lachaar hai insaan ab khudgarzi se apni
ab khaas bhi koi apna ab khaas nahi hota

ab dil bhi nahi rote naale bhi nahi hote
ab majdoor ki majboori ka abhaas nahi hota

duniya ko kaun dekhe chashme chade hain sabko
hoti hain sar pe chatri aakaash nahi hota

gum khatm ho gaye hain aisa nahi hai hua
concrete ke dilo pe koi asar nhi hota

Ek pal ke liye-just 4 a moment

Meri majaar pe aana tum ek pal ke liye
mere ghar ko bhi sajaana tum ek pal ke liye

yahin banaunga jannat mai do jahano ki
gareeb-khane me aana tum ek pal ke liye

kahin kho jayenge andhere umar bhar ke liye
chirag dil ka jalana tum ek pal ke liye

kyi baras se pada hu mai qaid-khane me
rihaayi mujhko dilana tum ek pal ke liye

har ek pal me ho shaamil pyar sadiyon ka
ek aisi shaam ko lana tum ek pal ke liye

tadap raha hu tanhaai me ek jamane se
mujhe gale se lagana tum ek pal ke liye

tujhe samjhunga sajan apna mai sada ke liye
mujhe mehboob banana tum ek pal ke liye

Just4lovers………

Meri hasrat-Wish of my life

Na pooch meri hasrat mai kya chaahta hu
tera pyaar chaahta hu tera dard chaahta hu

apna naam zuban teri chaahta hu
apne dil me hararat teri chaahta hu

tera chehra meri aankhe rubaru chaahta hu
har pal hai tu paas ehsaas chaahta hu

meri hansi honth tere chaahta hu
aansu tere aankh meri chaahta hu

apni har khushi me tera saath chaahta hu
chaandi dhoop sunehri raat chaahta hu

tere mann me apne jazbaat chaahta hu
mere haathon me tera haath chaahta hu

meri raat teri neend chaahta hu
teri khwahish ho mere armaan chaahta hu

ek aisa madhur sangeet chaahta hu
tera sur mere geet chaahta hu

apne karam pe teri nazar chaahta hu
tujhe zindagi ka humsafar chaahta hu

zindagi ho basar tere pehlu me chaahta hu
dum bhi nikle teri baaho me chaahta hu

Just4lovers……

Sukun ki chaahten hoti toh..

Ajab awaargi ko khud pe humne aajmaya hai
sheher ek ghoomta banjara poora dil me paya hai

chale behke kadam basti ko kis, ye toh khuda jane
hame toh raasta manzil ki maafik raas aaya hai

safar me daal di manzil ki gaadi dekh suraj ko
kisi andhe safar pe humne suraj chaand paya hai

meri takdeer me likkha hai shayad darbadar rehna
isi ke vaaste bizli ne fir fir ghar jalaya hai

sukun ki chaahten hoti toh apna ghar basa lete
isi awaargi se humne apna dil lagaya hai

Koi alfaaz meri haalton ka ban na saka

Koi alfaaz meri haalton ka ban na saka
meri ummeed meri chaahton ka ban na saka

koi afwaah meri dosti ki ho na saki
koi humraah mere raaston ka ban na saka

is chaman ko mayassar fiza bhi ho na saki
koi gulfaam meri daavton ka ban na saka

meri khaamosh nazar aaj mujhse kehti hai
koi bhi khwaab meri raahton ka ban saka

Just4lovers…..

He takes me away-life n soul

Wo jiske vaaste jeeta tha raat din mai bus
wo apne sath mere saare hunar le ke gaya

mujhe hi chhod diya usne umr bhar tanha
wo apne saath me saare sheher ko le ke gaya

saza mili hai, mujhe us se dil lagane ki
mera azeez mera khoon-e-jigar le ke gaya

sheher viraan me firte hain hum deewano se
wo apne saath mera chain-e-basar le ke gaya

ruke huve hain hum, yaha pe thehre paani se
wo apne saath me behti leher ko le ke gaya

kisi ke vaaste itne na hum huye bekal
wo apne saath mera sabr-o-asar le ke gaya.

Just4lovers……..

Zindagi ne gujara hai tamaam daur se mujhko

Zindagi ne gujara hai tamaam daur se mujhko
har ek haadse ne parkha hai bade gaur se mujhko

chala gaya kal raat chupchaap wo vaada-e-wafa
khabar mili hai ye aaj kisi or se mujhko

kal khumaari me bazm me kuch sach bhi keh gaya
mili hai aaj zalaalat sabhi or se mujhko

kuch khalal sa raha poora din deemag-e-azeez me mere
kyu fir bulaya hai mehfil me itne taur se mujhko

Hoya hoga kuch toh masla jo zehen se pare hai mere
varna dekha nahi kabhi itne pyaar se mujhko

aaj poorab ka suraj fir paschim se nikla hai
pukara hai usne badi jor se mujhko

dono haath rakh ke nikal apne kaano pe
ab dar sa lagta hai aise shor se mujhko

tu or tera nigaah-e-karam tauba tauba
ab khuda hi bachaye tere khaur se mujhko

tamaashbeen tha mai khud ke hi tamaashe ka
pata laga hai ye lekin badi der se mujhko

Just4lovers Vibes…..Exclusive Shayari 4 u

Grahan-the obstacles

Swachandata ke akaash par
Aakaanchaayon ke suraj ko
Vishamtaao ka grahan
Jivan ke tapte registaan me
Swahit ki mangal kaamnaao ko
Apno ki akaanchaayon ka grahan
 
Niyati k rangmanch pe
Nikat bhavisya ki yojnaayon ko
Paristithiyon ka grahan
 
Hum jiye jaa rahe hain umeed pe
Ek din chatenge ye baadal
Or hatega ye grahan